Courtesy of my eye-rolling wife to tell to my kids when they grow up
Wife sent me these (she can't believe she's condoning this behavior):
What does the subatomic duck say? Quark Quark
Two photons arrive at the airport and they are asked if they have any luggage to check. "No thanks, we're traveling light"
54 dad jokes told in under 4 minutes
http://mashable.com/2014/01/18/54-dad-jokes/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link
