EWE
I don't have thyme for this
A 3rd Degree Burn.
Keemotherapy.
One day, I asked my dad to tell me one of his jokes.
"Pussy", he replied.
I was really confused."I don't get it", I said.
After a short pause, my dad put on his shades and uttered:
"I know".
Quacker Barrel!
To see the funny side
My sister said, "Looks great! I usually roast my potatoes in cubes."
To which my dad said, "That's strange, I usually use an oven."
Son: What's in that fancy beer mug in the mantel?
Me: Well, that's your Uncle Frank. That's where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never got why
Son: Maybe it's so he could be Frank in Stein?
Me: That SON OF A BITCH!
I told them to quit trying to be cabbage because they'll never get "a head" like that.
Theyβre not just good, they are all theyβre cracked up to be
