a cracked bathroom mirror is a serious issue
You need to look into it.
Luke Skywalker had issues after his first duel with Darth Vader
His first robotic appendage was defective from the second hand store.
The FAA has issued new guidelines on speed for airplanes to dock and passengers to board the plane.
The speeds for both are now known as "terminal velocity".
I told my boss, “Sorry I’m late. I was having computer issues.”
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop.
Why do girls with daddy issues like guys with dad bods?
They’re just looking for a father figure
How did a car crash victim get rid of his anger issues?
He was temper errorly disabled
Who do the Spice Girls speak to when they have an issue with one another?
Social media issues
The other day I Stumbledupon my Instagram and lost Pinterest
Which animal has mental health issues?
My wife says I have commitment issues...
I used to have issues.
But I canceled my subscription.
I have been having prostate issues recently
My ex had gambling and anger issues...
When I broke up with her things got a little dicey.
Tried to take a selfie in the shower.
It turned out all blurry. I think I have selfie steam issues.
My barista didn’t filter my coffee right. I issued her a restraining order.
My roof caved in on me... and I no longer feel safe.
I think I have truss issues
My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort.
Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.
I asked an electrician to fix an electrical issue at my house
What do you call a chicken with daddy issues?
I've started writing songs about my attachment issues.
I'm calling it Cling Rap.
Reddit faces lawsuit for failing to remove child sexual abuse material
I resigned from the ironing board.
Too many pressing issues and no way to de crease the number of suits against us.
We had a critical issue at work today, the icons on the monitor screen were small
It took us a while to work out a proper resolution
Police have issued an appeal after receiving complaints from farmers that their Cows are being stolen during the night...
Apparently they are looking for a man with a big moo-stash.
I had an issue with my prostate exam...
But now the proctologist told me everything's been rectified.
I would never date Brendan Fraser
Guy has some serious Mummy issues
the other night, my dad taught me his famous stew recipe. it went great, the only issue we had was with the herbs i wanted to use. he told me “you’re wrong about the parsley...
but that’s okay because you’re right on thyme”
Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly ?
I have got loads of back issues.
I fell asleep last night while reading old magazines.
I woke up this morning with back issues.
You'd think politicians have bigger issues to tackle than housework and cleanliness.
Yet they often call for sweeping reforms.
Before the clock strikes midnight on december 31st be sure to lift your left leg
That way you will start off the new year on the right foot
I was having some back issues, so I went to my Egyptian friend
If anybody wants a copy of Osteopath Weekly I have back issues.
What's the difference between Vanilla Ice and Eminem?
Where do clothes go to settle their legal issues?
Had a bargain on eBay today, brought a 65inch HD TV for £5, the only issue is the volume button doesnt work.
I thought, I cant turn that down.
Contrary to common belief, racism is not a black and white issue
Why is the Norwegian flag having trust issues?
It’s been double crossed so many times.
I had to undergo a 6 week course of radiotherapy last year on my salivary glands.
Every week, I had an appointment with a doctor where they would ask me about my health. They would ask me the same usual questions. This is how it would go:
Dr: Do you get a dry mouth?
Me: Yes but I drink water to compensate.
Dr: Any issues with hearing?
Me: Sorry?
Dr (louder): any issues with hearing?
Me: Beg your pardon?
Dr starts laughing
I've always had a difficult relationship with my parents.
When I was first born, I didn't speak to them for 2 years.
Officeworks have issued a recall on some faulty Abacuses
People should not count on them being correct.
I'm heartbroken. The Wife broke up with me because of my chronic gambling issues.
.. Desperate to win her back.
Hey girl!! Are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you everyday.
Did you hear about the classical musician that had money issues?
I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry.
He has selfie steam issues.
I asked an electrician to fix an electrical issue at my house.
Anyone want some old copies of Chiropractor Monthly ?
I’ve got loads of back issues.
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