That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Because they dilate.
Just incase I get a hole in one.
βI play a little guitar!"
He was looking for a tight seal.
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."
They are cutting edge technology.
Theyβre pointless.
The spacebar
They decided to call it a day.
"Bargain" the man says.
"Thanks" the woman replies. "That means a great deal."
Daddy, you're sad because it's SADurday.
I was so proud.
2:30
You have to try their New Delhi
Because it was hungry
Because it had the flue.
They knead the dough.
He was exhibiting bad brie-havior
Because they are afraid of them striking
Me, "I have no idea. He just ransomwere."
It wanted to get shredded.
It ensures I get a good bang for my Buck.
Prism
but he kept dropping the bass.
I had some great feedback, the kids even said it was souper good!
Present Day.
I haven't tried it, but pretty sure it'll work.
It's traveling light!
The Synadogue
Some nights I feel like a cop chasing a robber trying to catch her so I can put her to sleep, as she βsteelsβ away in various rooms of the house...
You could say sheβs βevading a-restβ...
Heβs my spirit guide.
Edit: Thanks guys.
Itβs where the Icy U is
Because he was such a fun guy.
Because some relationship does not workout.
Son: I canβt.
Me: And why not?
Son: Because itβs too heavy!
Because friends stink together!
Julyed.
What are the best 'ice puns'? Trying to name a project in opposition to U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, or ICE. Ideas needed. Thx in advance ππΌ Have a punderful day!
He went data way
.....others will cause happiness whenever they go.
So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."
Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?"
"Well..." the woman says. "A couple things, actually. I noticed you were wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt. Iron Maiden are my favorite band of all time. When they went on their reunion tour in 1999, my parents took me to see them in Cleveland. I was 12 years old and it was the first concert I ever went to. I absolutely love Iron Maiden."
The man can't believe it.
"I saw them play Cleveland in '99! First concert I ever went to on my own. My best friend Jimmy Spitz and I told our parents we were sleeping at each others' houses, snuck out, took a bus into the city and saw them play at the Plain Dealer Pavillion!"
Naturally, they're both shocked.
"If that isn't weird enough..." says the woman. "I noticed you're reading Mark Twain. I was a communications major in university and I actually wrote my thesis on Mark Twain and how he used satire as a lens to comment on current events of the time, comparing him to satirical news sources of today. He's my favorite author."
Now the man is really taken aback, "Get out of here! I was an English major in university! I specialized in 19th century American literature and this is like my fourth or fifth time reading Tom Sawyer, I absolutely love Mark Twain."
They both can't believe it...this has got to be a match made in heaven.
"Ok..." the woman says. "Well, buckle up because here's the icing on the cake. I noticed you're eating a prune. Prunes are my absolute favorite fruit. When I was a kid, my grandfather lived on a farm. He had an orchard that mainly grew apples and some lemons, but he knew how much my sister and I loved prunes so he kept a couple of plum trees. Every year at the end of the summer, we'd go up and harvest the plums with him. He'd dry them and by the time we'd go back to his place for Thanksgiving he'd always have those prunes saved just for us. They're my favorite fruit! I love prunes, you're eating a prune, this has got to be fate. What do you say?"
The man puts down his fruit and responds,
"It's a date!"
Thailand (βTie Landβ)
Undercover.
Because they dilate...
You have to try their New Delhi
