Don't get pun , help me
"Have you ever eaten wrong honey?"
"No?"
"Boooo"
I don't get it help me
Not everyone gets puns
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Kleptomaniacs don't get puns...
They always take things literally.
What kind of people never get angry?
Wife says I won’t get 5 upvotes for this, but... Did you hear the one about the dog and the tree?
They had a long conversation about bark.
Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.
It's pretty obvious, that if you run in front of a moving car, you will get tired. But if you run behind it..
..do you just get exhausted ?
How do crabs get to school?
They use the side walk!
- came up with this while walking to work today (I work in education)*
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
If you spell the words “Absolutely Nothing” backwards, you get “Gnihton Yletulosba,” which ironically means...
Where do mansplainers get their water from?
[META] Could we get some moderation in this sub?
In my eyes, this sub has a serious problem with non-dadjoke posts. Sub-reddit rule #1 is "Jokes must be dad jokes.". What good are the rules if they aren't enforced? I do realize that what constitutes a dadjoke might not be clarely defined, but we get a lot of posts that are marked nsfw. That's a "This is not a dadjoke"-flag. Why not start with removing nsfw posts?
PS: Why do we have rule #6? It is not possible for a dadjoke to be nsfw, so it should never be relevant.
What cult is the hardest to get into?
What a breadful incident! Seriously dough, I hope they get batter soon.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
My wife asked me to go get some milk
My wife: can you go out and get a gallon of milk, if they have oranges get 5
Me: *comes home with 5 gallons of milk"
My wife:???
Me: they had oranges...
I went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees.He counted and gave me 13.
"Sir, you gave me an extra." That's a freebie.
I would love to get paid to sleep.
where did captain hook get his hook?
What does a log do once he gets to the gym
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
How do you get rid of a 1?
You add a g and it’s gone.
My earliest clear memory from my childhood is going with my dad to get my prescription glasses.
Life before that is a blur.
Pandas don't get confused.
My son said he hopes for my cake day I get what's coming to me...
I told him, "that's Karma"
If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
Why did Dwayne Johnson’s family get tested for covid?
They couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking
You get nowhere in life without taking a Risk, officer.
That’s why I robbed the board game store.
An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
The anteater replies, "I was born with it!"
I made some ideas into images to put on to phone cases. This is my favourite - Get Off Your High Horse
Why did Bruce Lee get scared by his cousin from Sudan? Because cousin SudanLee appeared out of nowhere.
Get it? Because it's in Erie, PA
A girl with three cats told me that she wanted to get another cat
I was confused why she wanted a hat made of forks
My wife said she's leaving me because I spend to much time trying to get reddit points for dad jokes.
What kind of fruit can't get married?
If two vegans get in a fight...
... is it still considered a beef?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a vegetable?
What do you call a popular person who gets sick?
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Do you know how to get a farm girl to like you?
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