The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge
I love the way the earth rotates, it really makes my day.
A failed experiment on spiders resulted in them becoming Large enough as the mountains. Within hours the whole Earth was covered...
What taste better? A rock from earth or a rock from space?
Space rocks are a little meteor.
(edit: grammar)
I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Why are the fastest land animals on Earth so bad at relationships?
Because they are cheetahs
Earth needs an update.
Do you know how many bugs there are?
Earth’s moon is spinning slower every year.
Some astronomers think it’s just a phase.
I found out today that the earth rotates
Earth's sister planet is Venus
and she's so much hotter.
If the atmosphere surrounds the globe, what would be above a flat earth?
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
I am 100% certain that I make the greatest microwaveable waffles on Earth
But you may think I'm just an Eggomaniac
Me: the earth isn’t flat. Fiat Earther: correct. Me: huh? Fiat Earther: it’s the shape an italian car. Me: what?
Fiat Earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?
Earth, Wind, and Fire was almost called Earth, Wind, and Water
But then one bandmate said "EWW"
You know, Earth without art would
If the Earth is the third planet from the Sun...
...does that mean that every country is a third-world country?
I once complimented a curvy woman who doesn't believe Earth is round.
she replied that it was very flattering.
I never thought the sun really goes around the earth
What did the Terminator say to Arwen after he arrived in Middle-earth?
Come with me if you want to, Liv Tyler.
If you're born on Earth Day,
then it's your B-Earth-Day
(Note: Yes, I'm born on Earth Day and hence am posting this.)
Earth Day comes once a year, but...
Sunday comes once a week.
On which side of the earth should you build a house?
Scientists became so bored of watching the Earth spin that after 24 hours
My son asked me why is there space between earth and stars?
Because earthandstars is hard to read.
Chinese rocket remanats are going to fall back to earth this weekend
My coworker told me a joke about Earth.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.
Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours.
They decided to call it a day.
Someone dug a plethora of d’earth. Now I’ve got a hole lot of nothing.
Did anyone hear what happened to planet Earth last night?
Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?
It’s a little meteor.
(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)
How does the Sun deliver light to Earth?
My son asked me if gravity kept us on the earth
I'm up in the air on that one
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids
then it behooves you to become a centaur.
Little Johnny has diarrhoea and asks his mom, "Hey mom, do you have Viagra?" The mom goes, "What? What on Earth do you need that for?" "Well, isn't that what you give dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"
I like it when the Earth rotates
I like it when Earth rotates....
I like it when the Earth rotates.
The full rotation of the earth
The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
A flat earther was debating me and got so mad he said "I will walk off the edge of the earth to prove you wrong!!"
He'll come around eventually
Scientists became so bored of watching the Earth spin that after 24 hours
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
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