One day, the Earth and the Sea met. The Sea asked the Earth: "Can I touch you?"
The Earth answered: "Shore"
Saw a fish riding a bicycle the other day. Shocked, and curious, I asked it, “How on earth is this possible‽” Fish looked at me and said:
Nothing, silly. Fish don’t talk.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....
....he was an Austr-alien
If you're born on Earth Day, then it's your
B-Earth-Day
yes, i'm born on earth day...
I love it when the earth turns! It just really makes my day.
On Earth Day I was going to plant a tree
But I planted my butt on the couch.
What does the sun say to the earth every New Year's Day?
The earth doing a full rotation really makes my day
But doing a full lap around the sun makes my year
I was gonna throw an Earth Day party...
...but I forgot to planet.
I refuse to celebrate Earth day
Until Wind and Fire are also recognized
My ol’ man sent this to me yesterday and I couldn’t help but chuckle
I've always wanted to throw an Earth Day party but every year I forget to planet.
The other day I was trying to explain to someone why the earth is not round
But my argument fell flat.
If you're born on Earth Day, then it's your B-Earth-Day.
Ba-dum-tss
- Yes, I'm born on Earth Day
The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
You know the rotation of earth really makes my day.
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
The rotation of the earth makes my day
The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
The earth's rotation really makes my day
the rotation of the earth really makes my day
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
The turning of the earth really makes my day
The rotation of Earth really makes my day.
The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
I refuse to celebrate Earth day
Until Wind and Fire are also recognized
My ol’ man sent this to me yesterday and I couldn’t help but chuckle
The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
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