44 Hilarious De Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

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👤︎ u/4AA4D3E3L

📅︎ Dec 03 2019

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[Pun Request] Puns about Mae/Des

Hey guys, this might sound too cheesy and I'm not sure if I'm posting on the right subreddit.

Every Saturday I give my SO a printed typography paper that I personally design with a pun of her name on it (her name is Des, I call her Mae so either is good).

Here's a sample of what I do.

Problem is, I can make the designs, but I'm running out of puns. Here's a list of what I've already done:

Des puns:

Hardest
Wordes (Words)
Widest
Uncondesionally (Unconditionally)
DrivES
Dessert
Fades
Des (This)
Holidess (Happy Holidays!)
Desperate
Desision (Decision)
Decades
Desert
Destination
Dress (DrESs)
Despresso (Espresso)

Mae puns:

Maend (I hope you don't maend(mind)
Maecadamia (Macadamia)
Maengo (Mango)
Maecaroni (Macaroni)
Maeple (Maple)
Lifetimae (Lifetime)
Imaegine (Imagine)
Chamaeleon (Chameleon)
Caramael (Caramel)
Achievemaent (Achievement)
Gmaes (Games)
Maek (Make)
Drmae (Dream)
Dramey (Dreamy)
Maesure (Measure)
Blmae (Blame)
Maet (Mate)
Climaet (Climate)
Ultimaet (Ultimate)
Maebe (Maybe)
Mae (My one and only)
Mae (Whatever May Happen)
Maen (You mean everything to me)
Maent (We're meant to be)
Amaezing (Amazing)
Maeutiful (Beautiful... I know)
Maechiatto (Macchiato)

I'd really appreciate some help if you guys have any puns reserved. Anything will do, really.

Thanks!

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👤︎ u/roastedtuna

📅︎ Sep 28 2016

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What is Cruella de Vil's favorite brand of footwear?

Hush Puppies

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👤︎ u/arunphilip

📅︎ Dec 27 2020

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I just saw a stray dog with the Eiffel Tower stuck in his fur, along with Arc de Triumph and the Louvre...

...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker

📅︎ Nov 27 2020

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Stop de-pressing

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👤︎ u/Klutzy-Bandicoot-685

📅︎ Oct 24 2020

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What is the quickest stage of the Tour de France

No time Toulouse

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👤︎ u/thisispeculiar

📅︎ Aug 29 2020

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What did Miguel de Cervantes call his donkey?

Hauté.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux

📅︎ Aug 17 2020

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Got to stud-dee to get my de-gree in my fave subject, Pun-o-graphy !

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👤︎ u/bornagain-stillborn

📅︎ May 29 2020

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I like De Niro more

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👤︎ u/SteveJInCA

📅︎ May 09 2020

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Sorry I’m late for cinco de Mayo. What do you call churros that have sat out on your counter all day?

Room tempera-churros.

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👤︎ u/Discount_Dracula

📅︎ May 08 2020

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De vine wine puns between my husband and I

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👤︎ u/Stokesy6th

📅︎ Dec 09 2019

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I took a drive to Des Moines to see the Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

It was my first Iowa ska trip.

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👤︎ u/josiahbeast

📅︎ Apr 23 2020

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Donald Quixote de la Dementia

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👤︎ u/JLRosewater

📅︎ Dec 24 2019

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de-escalated

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👤︎ u/fightmilk22

📅︎ Sep 12 2018

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De Nile is also the longest river in the world...

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👤︎ u/edwardshirohige

📅︎ Nov 01 2019

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This beaureu de change is free at the moment

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👤︎ u/unoriginalnuttah

📅︎ Dec 23 2019

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Wi-de long face?

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👤︎ u/withmoxie

📅︎ Sep 28 2019

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Did you hear about that Russian space station that was de-orbited in March 2001?

Details are Mir-ky

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Mar 03 2020

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That de-escalated quickly ffs v.redd.it/poeqd16aegb31

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👤︎ u/Fair_SOTS

📅︎ Jul 20 2019

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When musicians die and keep releasing music, you could say they are de-composing. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…

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👤︎ u/Moe_roNs

📅︎ Feb 21 2019

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My first round on CS:GO was a de_saster

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👤︎ u/Pashy45

📅︎ Nov 24 2018

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When someone is depressed, apply pressure to some part of their body. They'll no longer be de-pressed.

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👤︎ u/SuspiciousOmelet

📅︎ Jan 27 2019

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Charles de Gaufre

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👤︎ u/SeBAsTianMrANt

📅︎ Apr 02 2019

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Whoever called the loops in malls with restaurants "food courts" missed a huge opportunity. They ought to be cul-de-snacks.

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👤︎ u/Batshit_Betty

📅︎ Jun 29 2018

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What do birds eat on Cinco de Mayo?

squackamole.

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👤︎ u/ram3nbar

📅︎ May 03 2019

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God the true master of de skies.

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👤︎ u/ScruffyNerfHerder__

📅︎ Feb 04 2019

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I HATE Cinco de Mayo!!

Said No Juan Ever.

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👤︎ u/mintyporkchop

📅︎ May 05 2018

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What do they call you if you win the lottery in Rio de Janeiro?

A brazilionaire!

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👤︎ u/FrogusTheDogus

📅︎ Mar 30 2019

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Who gave birth to Rio de Janeiro?

Ma-Rio

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👤︎ u/louisng114

📅︎ Mar 25 2019

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I bleached half my hair about 6 months ago and I drive a Corolla. Corolla de Vil?

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👤︎ u/SlytherinAhri

📅︎ Aug 26 2018

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Happy Sinko de Mayo!

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👤︎ u/ElderCunningham

📅︎ May 05 2016

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My father was disappointed when I told him I would be helping construct and pave a cul-de-sac.

He told me it was a dead-end job.

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👤︎ u/Roivas14

📅︎ Feb 16 2019

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It's Cinco de Mayo

The one day a year I wipe off mayo into the sink.

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👤︎ u/breedweezy

📅︎ May 05 2019

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TIL: Robert de Niro is playing the lead role in the upcoming movie about "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy.

The movie is called "You Tolkien to me?"

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 13 2018

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De low-res Umbridge

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👤︎ u/eyl327

📅︎ Apr 30 2017

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Beheading Mike Wazowski is the only way to De-Feet him.

You may need to disarm him first though.

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👤︎ u/ajthesecond

📅︎ Feb 03 2019

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English is the crème de la crème of all languages.

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👤︎ u/HanSoloCenturyFalkon

📅︎ Sep 10 2016

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I don’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but I do celebrate Seis de Mustard.

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👤︎ u/ennuiismymiddlename

📅︎ May 05 2018

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If you destroy a city made of cheese, you would have a lot of de brie.

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👤︎ u/thesaddreamer

📅︎ Apr 08 2018

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my local airport was de-icing the frozen plane

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👤︎ u/anchovie_icecream_

📅︎ Feb 12 2018

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If you like remote, isolated vacations, do not go to Rio de Janeiro.

There's a Brazilian people there.

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👤︎ u/mrthatsthat

📅︎ Jun 03 2018

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I had to leave my job as a cul-de-sac designer

It was such a dead end job.

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👤︎ u/Moe_Bot

📅︎ Aug 24 2018

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De Niro, De Faro

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👤︎ u/nate223

📅︎ Mar 03 2014

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Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”

She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 15 2018

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