One of the butter puns I've made with a perfect setup
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/F34tured
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butter pun than yours

I saw a girl trying to spread butter on a bagel with a plastic spatula earlier today in my dining hall. She was struggling a little bit, so I leaned over and told her that if she just used a metal knife, she'd be able to spread that butter

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Have you heard the joke about butter?

I don't wanna spread it.

Courtesy of my 9 year old.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pwa09
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My wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter.

But I'm on a roll now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LopsidedTeaching8583
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I can’t believe it’s not butter!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tobias_drundridge
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Did you hear that rumor about butter?

Well, I’m not going to spread it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/plebloo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27 2021
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Have you heard the rumor about butter?

I really shouldn't spread it...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PaleoGamer
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I got some butter today from my friend's cow, but it tasted just like my own!

I called it my butter from another udder.

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2021
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Don't use raw milk to make butter

It's not worth the whisk

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pointyhead19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2021
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The aliens returned with a butter force.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/D0NW0N
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2021
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Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?

The Reese’s was in pieces.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Captain_Cookiez
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My wife insisted on pouring flour into the melted butter.

I told her she would roux the day.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PhantomBanker
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Heard y’all like puns (flies were found dead, butter was found at the grocery store in the dairy isle)
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Soflytaxidermy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07 2021
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What kind of fish do you put on peanut butter sandwich?

A jellyfish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LgNBullseye
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2021
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Butter fly
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blakey_the_snakey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2021
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I once took a trip to Seattle on a plane in which the stewards only served candy made when peanut butter meets milk chocolate...

I don't know how far this Reese eating airline goes...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2021
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I decided to throw a block of butter off my roof today...

I guess i could say that i saw a butterfly

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Eclipse_offMyChest
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2021
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The best bakers use real butter so . . . .

there is no margarine for error.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LopsidedTeaching8583
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2021
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What do you call a lady's private parts made from sugar, butter and chocolate?

A Fudgina.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darcys_beard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2021
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I was going to tell a butter joke

But the margarine for error was too big

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13 2021
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Caught my kids throwing sticks of butter up in the air in our backyard.

They said they wanted to see butterflies!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2021
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Have you heard the rumor about butter?

If I told you, you might spread it around.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gloompoodle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2021
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Bread
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Uphihion
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I can't believevits not butter
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21 2020
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What do you get when you eat too much peanut butter?

Reese’s feces

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ElricGreywolf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2021
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What did the Mandalorian say whist churning butter?

This is the whey...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MahlonMurder
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What's the highest rank in the popcorn army?

Kernel

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Breachx4002
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2021
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What insect has high cholesterol

A butterfly

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2021
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Once a man assaulted me with milk, cheese and butter

How dairy

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I recently switched from using mayonnaise to using butter for making grilled cheese sandwiches. My wife said she liked them more with the butter, but kindly asked me if it was more work this way?

I answered: "It is, but only margarinely more."

Note: this really happened.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LemonAdeAid
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I saw a man at the supermarket today, throw all the milk, butter, cream and yoghurt off the shelves, in a rage.

I thought "How dairy!"

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Every December, I really like making an emulsion of egg yolks, melted butter and lemon juice.

So its guaranteed to be a Happy Hollandaise

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2020
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Due to the pandemic, we should all avoid buying butter.

Together we can stop the spread.

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Not a Dad, but my Dad made this joke. "What do you call Jack the Ripper with a butter knife?"

A dull evening.

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I have a butter joke

but it will slip out of your mind

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rohan20201234
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Cooking is bad for my anxiety.

I had to throw away my pressure cooker.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheAzrael2013
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I have an idea for a new product: a butter substitute mixed with an aphrodisiac.

I'm calling it Margarine of Eros.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pyranders
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?

I really shouldn't be spreading it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheBigReeeeee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2020
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The 5 stages of butter
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Have you heard that rumor about butter

Well I am not gonna spread it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SoulScripter
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well I’m not going to spread it!!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kferguson98
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sayan_dutta7
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Did you hear the joke about butter?

Well, I’m not gonna spread it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Abaddon-theDestroyer
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"Did you hear the rumor about butter?"

"Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2020
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A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !

How dairy

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Did you hear the joke about butter?

Well , I'm not going to spread it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/confused-avocado72
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Have you heard the rumor about butter?

Well I'm not going to spread it

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