Have you heard the rumors about butter going around?
Never mind I shouldn’t spread it
Eating breakfast with my girlfriend this morning.
Her: "this should be enough butter for your bagel" Me: "that's debageble"
She didn't think it was as funny as I did.
While I was making Lunch
Me: Hmmm I'm not sure what I should eat.
Dad: Well what do you feel like?
Me: I kinda feel like peanut butter
Dad: That's funny, cause you don't look like peanut butter
