Pulling puns out of my butt youtube.com/watch?v=nQdWC…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameIsTrue
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My friend won't stop following me

Hello, I'm new to this subreddit, I'm also still pretty new to posting.

Cast

ME: Meme Enthusiast

SK: Stalker Friend

CF: Cool Friend

Anyway, on to the story. My buddy has had various surgeries over his lifetime(he has had one kidney removed and both replaced). He has also suffered from a condition I disremembered the name of... Sorry. If you saw him, you wouldn't notice anything unusual(Besides his hair lol). Anyway, I am suspecting that my friend might be stalking me. And, if you are similar to me, this feeling makes you very nervous. By the way, I am a fifteen-year-old male... This will be relevant later in the story. So, this has been continuing for about a week. He doesn't live far from me, so when this began I recognized it almost instantaneously. I am sorta paranoid. He would follow me around the school(whenever there weren't any classes) and stand there and gaze at me for no reason. Not a dull stare, like any other youngsters. The sort of stare where you intercept them and they look elsewhere. Not even that kind of stare, because he wouldn't look away when I detected him. I am rather small for my age, and I can't gain weight easily. I read people pretty easily though, and I sorta take his unbreaking stare as confidence... Confidence that I couldn't do anything to prevent it. Sort of creeps me out, you know? Anyway, that isn't it. Other than just following me, he has a remarkably mawkish and juvenile sense of humor. He pulls puns a ten-year-old would laugh at, you know? Maybe I am just acting dramatic. I hope that is the case.

What do you think?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hevy_Sleeper007
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Let me tell you something about relapsing.

Fellas, its NNN. If your still going strong, your doing fine. As for me, I failed. Now, this isn't your typical, "Oh Ive relapsed and I feel terrible, oh no." No. I want to preface by saying I relapsed frequently during my MANY nofap runs. All those times, not big of a deal. 1 week streaks, nothng. 2 week streaks, nothing. One time I had a 3 week, and It didn't feel all that bad. However, this month was different. I had a goal. Having a goal, let me tell you, changed everything. I wanted to fulfill NNN, I thought I could beat it. First 20 days went easy. Fresh start, all good. But these last five days (posting this at midnight of 11/25) it crept up. Peaked for a few days. Ok. Then it was extended viewing. Ok. Then, oh then it was the edging. Let me tell you boys, once you hit edging, ur gunna need the will of a GOD to not edge again, especially the following day. Finally, during one of my extended edge sessions, I hit the 'point of no return'. Bam, there goes 23.9 days. Gone. And for the first time in my life, I legitimately wished I could rewind time. Doing nofap and relapsing with out a goal may be no big of a deal. But let me tell you, when holding out for a long while in NNN feels like the personal best achievement of your life and then having a goal you were SO close to achieving pulled (pun intended) away from you, it hurts.

So to those who are on the fence. Who have their goal of completing NNN questioned by their inner self. I say to you one thing: Don't. Im not going to bull shit you, edging and ejaculating after holding out past 20 days will prob feel amazing AT THE MOMENT. But half a second after you reached the peak and u sit there looking at ur jizz on the floor, table, whatever. The realization dawns on you that all that effort in completing NNN is done.

Right now, im just dissapointed. Normally I would be "Oh well, at least I can go back to pmo" but this hit different. Very different. Stay strong fellas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OgScz
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Who has the keys to github/bitcoin ?

Are these 8 guys the only core devs with "pull?" (pun intended)

https://github.com/orgs/bitcoin/members

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Disaster on Draco Round 4

Why do Mesas always seem to be assholes?

So we've made it quite handily through waves 1-3 of Draco with the standard mesa, nekros, gmag, and frost. Things are going fine until the quite thinkable happens and mesa last minute switches to extract between rounds and strands the rest of us in Draco round 4 with a severe offensive nerf. Luckily, I (Frost) started the shindig with a poorly modded lvl 20 latron prime, but nekros and gmag had both brought fresh, unranked weapons.

By some miracle, we captured 3 points immediately and even neutralized the 4th. However, at about 10% and 15% nekros wimped out after being downed, gave us a "gg" and logged right out. Poor guy probably uninstalled the game in frustration, and who could blame him? So this left a less than hopeful gmag and frost to fend for themselves against the grineer horde as we ticked ever closer to victory, but also death.

We had to make every second count. After quickly informing each other of our 4 remaining revives each, we fought. We fought harder than I believed mere tenno could. The gmag pulled (pun gratuitously intended) moves out of her ass that I'd only ever seen in Bond movies. Frost became an extension of my own body and the gold wreathed latron refused to hit anything but crits, headshot crits. It took every second, and nearly every revive to keep point A from falling. But it stood, the damn tower stood.

Until, at last, I was pushed off the edge of the map right as I was simultaneously downed and I "respawned" too far away for my meager bronco to be of any use. The tower was theirs for the despoiling. My eyes closed in sorrow as I saw four red towers on the map, despite the 10% lead.

Luckily, the hero that warframe both needs and deserves was behind the wheel of that gmag, and used what meager tools she had been given to dodge, weave, and push enemies away from a single point for long enough for the capture. I held my breath. I swear that even the grineer went silent. The final score was 100% to 99%--with the Tenno victorious.

I used my third revive to join my glorious companion in the hunt for the last remaining grineer, doubtlessly confused and angry at what had just happened to them. As we picked them off one by one, I knew that from now on, the "boast" emote would mean something.

And then after that the gmag and I slid around in the dojo for awhile! It was pretty fun.

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Reflecting on Prince Philip death, I was chatting with the Mrs and I said, I know I’m getting a little older, but I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.

She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….

EDIT: Thanks for the kind awards... My first ever! ❀️

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Riding by the cops when they suddenly pull their guns out v.redd.it/0s3rodrbpfu61
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Bobcat attacks women and the Husband yeets it 15 feet then pulls out the heat v.redd.it/zqn9fywo6et61
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Ford has patented a new system that uses a vehicle’s cameras to detect billboards and then pull them up on a car’s infotainment display as inescapable in-vehicle advertisements gizmodo.com/get-ready-for…
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First night of vacation and we go to pull out the sofa bed for the kids, hear a loud crunching sound... Son’s iPhone fell between the cushions and got caught in hinges of bed frame...
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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Civil rights activist James Meredith, who defied segregation to become the first African-American student enrolled at the University of Mississippi, pulls himself across Highway 51 after being shot in Hernando, Mississippi, June 6, 1966 [1758Γ—1178]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/noctus_exterreri
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Probably going to pull most of my doge to pay for this Goodest Girl’s surgery to hopefully put a few more years on the tires. Rather stay on earth with her than go to the moon without her! Thanks for the insane ride!
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Ford has patented a new system that uses a vehicle’s cameras to detect billboards and then pull them up on a car’s infotainment display as inescapable in-vehicle advertisements reddit.com/r/technews/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtensionSwing7
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New ICC rules summary. They are preparing for defaulting members and are ready to pull the plug.

0. Preface

We got a spicy new post today of a few more rules being passed (SR-ICC-2021-008 + SR-ICC-2021-014 + SR-OCC-2021-006) and put into effect:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nfhswb/3_new_filings_sricc2021008_sricc2021014/

Along with ICC-007, the haircut rule for ICC, being put into effect:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nfjivc/icc2021007_passed_approved_today/

And this is some good πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ shit πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ right here. πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

Tl;dr: ICC might have just pulled the plug on its members (banks) via ICC-005, ICC-007, and ICC-008, or is about to.

Edit: GameStop must have acquired the infinity stones... https://www.instagram.com/p/CPBzJMHtUms/?utm_medium=share_sheet

1. Rule "Prefixes" and ICC

For any apes confused on the prefixes, DTC, ICC, and OCC are all different clearing entities and they all submit their own rules. They all operate different parts of the market.

In a more general sense, DTC = stocks, ICC = default swaps, OCC = options.

Since we're talking ICC, you probably want to know who's a member of them. Well, it's banks. Lots of banks. Lots of big banks for that matter:

>ICE apparently operates the NYSE group.
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>ICC is composed of all of these banks: Bank of America, N.A., Barclays Bank PLC, Barclays Capital Inc., BNP Paribas, BNP Paribas Securities Corp., BofA Securities, Inc., Citibank N.A., Citigroup Global Markets Inc., Credit Suisse International, Credit Suisse Securities (USA) LLC, Deutsche Bank AG, Goldman Sachs & Co. LLC, Goldman Sachs International, HSBC Bank USA, N.A., HSBC Bank plc, HSBC Securities (USA) Inc., JPMorgan Chase Bank, National Association, J.P. Morgan Securities LLC, Merrill Lynch International, Morgan Stanley Capital Services LLC, Morgan Stanley & Co. LLC, Nomura International PLC, Nomura Securities International, Inc., SociΓ©tΓ© GΓ©nΓ©rale, SG Americas Securities, LLC, The Bank of Nova Scotia, UBS AG, London Branch, UBS Securities LLC, Wells Fargo Securities, LLC

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2. New Rule Summaries

SR-ICC-2021-008 - Link

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Criand
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Finally took my chances and went put on the pull with my new aftershave called breadcrumbs

Complete success! The birds love it

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Five Lithuanian troops pull fully loaded Chinook helicopter in Mali. They were the only ones who did this in a team of five in entire base. v.redd.it/udykt0ot1qz61
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My Eula cosplay I made! Good luck to everyone on your pulls! reddit.com/gallery/nez73m
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πŸ‘€︎ u/babsofthegalaxy
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Pull out game weak....
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Blowing an engine clear out during a truck pull
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Pulls out in front of my semi and hits the brakes… v.redd.it/r34ao5a7yby61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSmoke587
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She spent her life pulling me along. So now it's my turn to pull her! v.redd.it/xfzizcezk5v61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaveInLondon89
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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[Highlight] Hornets try posting up Facu and he pulls the chair. streamable.com/7x1fzy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Claustecter1015
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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You may want to pull over and check that one out, buddy.
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These pull tabs that never come off
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πŸ‘€︎ u/willyism
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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[USA] (Westlake, CA) Witnessed a pull over yesterday on the 101 South v.redd.it/8vaioxhm5dz61
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I was about to kill an NPC but he said this. I didn’t pull the trigger.
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DO NOT PULL YOUR MONEY OUT OF GME TO BUY DOGE. THEY ARE RELYING ON FOMO. THIS HAPPENED LAST TIME.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/letmelickyourleg
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YouTube pulls Florida governor's video, says his panel spread Covid-19 misinformation nbcnews.com/news/us-news/…
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YSK: if you're using cheap oven mits you shouldn't pull anything out of the oven if the mits are wet.

Why YSK: Because I just burned my hand doing this. Thanks for attending my Ted talk.

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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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Not sure if this belongs here, but I wanted to share. I run a parts store and one of my employees has MS. He had claimed an old rickety cart to help him pull parts and move around the store. Yesterday, we surprised him with a brand new cart all decked out for him!
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[Highlight] Anthony Edwards races down the court to pull off a chasedown block on Butler streamable.com/bs8o5g
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Alternate angle showing Wilson pull Panarins hair before slamming him down to the ice streamable.com/a1pnlo
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First time posting here ever, I'm going to try to pull off my second 10 day fast starting tomorrow! I was 418 in 2013 now 348! Weight fluctuates due to health Diabetic, depression, PTSD anxiety! But I'm still pushing for better health! Hope everyone doin well and don't give up on your goals! πŸ™πŸΎπŸ˜Šβ™Š
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoJoTheGemini80
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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*** If AMC doesn't squeeze, I'll pull every fucking penny out of the stock market! ***

The time has come to establish an "understanding" with the government.

I'm 46 years old and have really found my groove in the stock market over the last 5 years. I love to trade. I look forward to it every morning. It's my passion.

HOWEVER . . . .

I will not be defrauded! I have risked too much! If the SEC turns a blind eye or takes a bribe to somehow let the hedge fund roaches off the hook at the expense of apes' moon landing, I will immediately pull every fucking cent that I currently have invested in the stock market. I'll move all of my funds to crypto and real estate. The stock market will never see another penny from me again!

This is a perfectly legitimate opportunity for the Fed to right a century of wrongs that hedge funds have perpetrated against the American people. Let us welcome a new age of equitable, transparent investment opportunities for all. Due to new/pending regulations, apes will never have this opportunity again. The powers-that-be in the government and SEC need to understand that if they engage in any fuckery that in any way impedes or prevents the squeeze, WE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT! We will break the fucking stock market. We have that power. Simply by taking our money out, we can tear down all of their castles!

I can't be the only one who feels this way. Am I?

#RetailJusticeSEC

Nothing in this post constitutes financial advice. I only have 3 teeth. Always conduct your own due diligence before engaging in any financial activities.

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UPDATE: Shills, shorts, and hedge fund cronies are downvoting this thread hard. It's because they know that organized, social pressure on the government will spell their ultimate doom!

DISCLAIMER: Nothing in this personal reflection constitutesβ€”or is intended to beβ€”financial advice. I only have 3 teeth. Always conduct your own due diligence before engaging in any financial activities.

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All fun and games until they pull out the dildo
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Man pulls out hammer and gets dropped - road-rage Staten Island v.redd.it/826plqb62oy61
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Al Qaeda promises 'war on all fronts' against America as Biden pulls out of Afghanistan cnn.com/2021/04/30/asia/a…
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Civil rights group calls for PGA Tour, Masters to pull event from Augusta National in protest of Georgia's new voting law golfweek.usatoday.com/202…
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I channelled every ounce of sweat I had in my body to pull of the best clutch of my WZ career v.redd.it/kbjzfd2pdbw61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/freethememez
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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I pull up! Let’s goooo!
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Young Jamie lookin like he is getting some grey hairs from all that, Jamie, pull that up.
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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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Guy pulls into highway ignoring at incoming traffic v.redd.it/mh98mzs5tfw61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/midnight_munchy
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Found in an old house built in 1914, the little gold pins spin if you pull the red cord through. Made by siemens btw.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/__cbul__
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Tired of scams & rug pulls? RavenX ($RX) 4 weeks established, currently undervalued!! New project updates today πŸ“ˆ

I’m seeing too many hype taken off... why would anyone fomo buy at the height of a launch? Most coins don’t make it past the initial peak, as early investors dip out and leave bagholders behind.

RavenX is the first project of it’s kind... Many copycats have emerged & left, but $RX is still here 😎 If you look at the chart, you’ll see why this project is undervalued: https://dex.guru/token/0x8891de345808e77228677f0efb56125db1e93a49-bsc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinary_saiyan
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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**The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.** Seriously people, considering all of the fuckery they’re displaying with fake internet coins, just wait and see what they’ll try to pull during the MOASS.
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Was digging in an area that used to be an allotment. We found this and had no idea what it was, wondering if anyone knows? We also couldn't pull it out no matter how hard we tried.
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