The abdominal snowman
Assaulting a salty teen with saltines
My dad just told me this one- hope you guys liked it 💖
...Colby
You should try it. It's a mind numbing experience.
but had to take them back as the seal was broken...
Wife: That’s wonderful, honey! Where are we going?
Husband: “We’re” not going anywhere.
See you when you’re 30
Wouldn’t want it to get flat.
I guess you could say it’s now a memento!
It’s in mint condition.
Holy smokes!
I guess you could say he’s ab-original.
That would be soda pressing.
He was traveling light
Deodorant is a scent.
Ajar with plumb jamb!
To prevent any escape peas.
In his trunks!
The abdominal snowman.
A man walks into the pharmacy with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one For Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "two For Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replies.
"Those are for married men, son. One for January, one for February, one for March..."
They're prime cuts
She’s not really Inuit
I'm finding them hard to deal with.
She told me she had everything, and I was in a rush. So it got left behind. Figured it out right away as we were getting him changed and messaged my wife. She said she would bring it right away. I told my son "You mom is going to run your jersey over"
Without skipping a beat, he replied "Well that won't work, practice will probably be over. I wish she would just drive it over"
Then he gave me a huge grin. I told him he won the dad joke of the day and he continued smiling all the way until bedtime.
No one knows what I’m dealing with.
They just wouldn’t stop Björking
Best trade I ever made
Chute!
But I accidentally picked 7-Up
Ab originals.
"Why do you need it? There's should be plenty of toilet-trees there"
The elderly woman clerk quickly realized it was fake and became enraged!! She started screaming, grabbed his hair and slammed his head on the counter until he was out cold.
She was SO upset she had a counter fit.
She said it's the same and easier. Well yes but that's not the case
No one knows what I'm dealing with.
