pUnintended?
When people point out that I didn't make a pun I reply, "Yeah, and I didn't intend to."
And instead say "Punintentional!"
What animal can fly and eats stones? the flying stone eater.
How does an elephant come out of a river? Wet.
How do you stuff a giraffe inside a fridge? You open the fridge door, you put the giraffe inside and you close the fridge door.
How long does it take for a rock from the top of the Eiffel tower to fall to the ground? It doesn't, because the flying stone eater eats it.
What's green and smells like blue paint? Green paint.
What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge.
What's white on the outside, yellow on the inside, and can't climb trees? The fridge with the giraffe inside.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's green, 40 feet long and hangs from trees? Elephant snot.
What's wet and has wheels? The elephant from the river, I lied about the wheels.
"Whats the pun" "There is no pun"
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A cycle path.
βI play a little guitar!"
βItβs to look at.β
I call him Dr. Awkward.
I said, βWhere did that come from?β
Edit: Thanks for the love. Iβm right speechless.
If it had direction, it would be called βVelocityβ.
It's been logged out.
Thatβs because it hasnβt come out yet
Bob
So I packed up my stuff and right.
B
No eye dear
What do you call a dear with no eyes or legs
Still no eye dear
What do you call a dear with no eyes or legs cut in half
Still half no eye dear
That's the year that Toto blessed the rains there.
Nobody knows
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
I said "Because you're Russian me."
They can get a job in any field.
Doesn't matter it won't come
So I packed up my stuff and right.
