IT puns :-)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/steff404
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I like German sausage, but its puns are the wurst.

Don't be bitter about dank puns. Danke. Bitte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3RfEKutS
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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I don't get it (Puns Daily calendar)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heidirs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Its punning on a whole new level.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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Pun enters room, kills 10 people. Pun in, ten dead. GET IT, PUN IN TEN DEAD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sasquatchover
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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I met a girl on Reddit and it ended in Pokemon puns

A few days ago I met a really cool girl on Reddit and then this happened. I asked and she is ok with me sharing it.

Puns here: https://imgur.com/a/8BOsNgn

Forgive my spelling but it was like 6am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patis12
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I certainly soap you like it.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Went to GameStop to use the bathroom, but it was out of order...

I guess I have to keep holding it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I can’t believe it’s not butter!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobias_drundridge
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...

... and as you can see, they were Wright

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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When my wife found me playing with my son’s train set, I was so embarrassed that I threw a bedsheet over it.

I think I managed to cover my tracks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrevAccountBanned
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I was on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies...

Is this a trick question?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. β€œHow much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. β€œNothing” I slurred. β€œLook at me!” she shouted. β€œIt’s either me or the pub, which one is it?”

I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled, β€œIt’s you. I can tell by the voice.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

...an ether/oar situation...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.

Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I met a beautiful cactus today, so I told it, " you're looking sharp today ".

" I'm just a cactus " , it said. " You have a point there ", I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magnusfeli
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"

She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.

Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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It’s funny cause it’s true.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joy-Moderator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acerthorn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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It’s a barbie queue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stranger_tangs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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My printer was making music so I checked it out.

The paper was jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrokeMyAxe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, β€œIs it to scale?” I replied, β€œNo…”

β€œIt’s to look at.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Fun fact: Every dictionary has at least 1 mistake in it!

In the M section, right after mist.

Thanks HAI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashers132
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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No no it’s not sbread that’s the stuff you put on the bread.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CookieDough-234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I tried dating a communist, but it didn’t work out.

There were too many red flags.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

But if anything, it made him more sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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I wood do it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theManlyMan8
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?

Brrrritos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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If you had a Tesla and it got stolen...

Would it now be an Edison?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdbsplashum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Gonna milk this one for all its worth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister_Cranch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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All my hispanic friends love it when I say β€œmucho.”

It means a lot to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steve_McGuilicuty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.

Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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It's a 5-minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house

The difference is staggering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moist_Mandibles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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It’s been years since the show ended, and I’m a little annoyed that people are still making β€˜Friends’ references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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My wife told me that my botanical garden was so expensive that it was preventing us from starting a family. She said I can either have a hobby...

Orchid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoobidyMcBoobidy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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ADAM IT IS I, YOUR LORD GOD!

"No way!"

"YAHWEH!"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Why it’s hard to teach Aussie’s how to play chess?

Because they think every check is check mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randombot777
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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It's also, done by A minor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EviL-FeaR
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I was walking past the river today and this guy asked me if his rod looked good. Then, he asked if I liked his net. When he continued on and asked if I was impressed by the amount of fish he had caught, I finally lost it and shouted...

"Hey buddy, quit fishing for compliments!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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You're damn right it will
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πŸ‘€︎ u/giftsamuel_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Lol (Got it from r/memes)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocco_Crocko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s...
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Got a lot of it in quarantine
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it failed miserably.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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My printer was making music so I checked it out

Turns out the paper was jamming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoshi_hopps
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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