It IS a Christmas movie, dammit.
Was watching a shark movie, when suddenly it ended unexpectedly
Just saw the movie IT
Dissappointed, didnt see a single computer get fixed.
Made it while watching BvS. Idk why people hate it, it's a good movie
I put up a random movie, turns out it was about the invention of the tampon
I didn’t expect it to be a period piece
I just finished watching a movie about graphs, but it was really disappointing.
The plot was predictable. The special f(x) was terrible.
I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.
She did not hold Up well.
I found a phone number where if you call it, it gives you a famous movie line
So call this number, and get your free quote today
It’s Christmas movie season
What do you call it when a movie star steals your girl?
The classic "chick-flick"
I recently watched a movie about a man who made everything symmetrical late in the day. It was called...
When talking to someone who hasn't seen the movie it...
and you haven't seen it either.
Did you hear about the movie called Constipated? it hasn't come out yet.
It's a shame he can only watch trailers and never a full movie.
It was a lovely movie and I had a hot date, so I asked her to whisper something in my ear that would make my heart beat faster. She gave me this sly little smile and then she replied,
"Don't look now, but your wife is sitting right behind us."
When will the movie “constipation” be out? It never will!
Had a conversation with my buddy about the Eli movie on Netflix, I think I did it right (Spoiler warning)
Buddy: Wait, so their idea was, "Your son is the devil, we can fix that with a bone marrow transplant and a virus?"
Me: No, I think they were lying about the retrovirus and just putting holy water and stuff into the marrow to exorcise him. That is my guess because they were just nuns, not real doctors.
Buddy: But, when he was freaking out at the end didn't the nurse say, "The gene therapy would have worked, but he was just too strong!"
Me: Oh yeah, maybe they had some of Jesus's DNA. So, instead of the CRISPR gene they use the CHRISTR gene....
I got an eye roll! No kids yet, but at least I know I can rise to the occasion.
People tend to not be too fond of the movie Ferngully, but I think it just has a bat rap
My kids are so obsessed with the lizard from the movie Tangled, we have over a thousand figures of it around the house...
Let me tell you keeping track of a kilo of Pascals is a lot of pressure
What do you call it when boss man on a movie-set farts loud and long?
Extended release, director's cut.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie, you odyssey it
Which movie has the greatest twist in its plot?
Could make an entire movie about it
I asked my friend if he wanted to see that new Stephen King movie adaptation and it felt like a betrayal when he declined.
"It 2, Brute?" I had asked.
What’s it called when a movie starts with a shocking monologue?
My religious mother asked me if the movie we were going to see had either (A) sex or (B) violence in it
Every time I watch a Jennifer Anniston movie, it seems like she’s playing the same person.
She is a victim of Rachel profiling.
Eminem declined to write a song for the new IT movie
He thought clowns already had too much of a bad rap
I saw a movie about the life of a fish, but I wasn't sure if it was over.
Yesterday my neighbor asked to borrow my copy of the movie “It”. I proceeded to beat him up. My wife asked me why the hell I would beat him up.
I told her he was asking for It.
The movie "Unbreakable" would have been very different if it had featured a glass blower.
Brainstorming food/movie theme nights. It es-kale-lated quickly. Only thing in my Bumble profile now.
When Harry Met Salad
What About Ke-Bob
Cumin to America
Weekend at Bearneaise II
Steakin I, II, & III
A Few Good Salmon
You’ve Got Kale
Shawshank Re-Dim Sum
Romancing the Scone
An Éclair to Remember
Roman Hollandaise
Glazed and Confused
Bill & Ted’s Eggcellent Adventure
The Evil Bread
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp
Fondue the Right Thing
Ribeyes Wide Shut
Mignons
Plante of the Grapes
Spider Manchu
Sushis All That
A Wok to Remember
Marsala-la Land
Apocalypse Cow
Die Chard
Die Chard with a Vinaigrette
Hogan’s Gyros
The Sand Latkes
A League of their Macaroni
Revenge of the Curds
Rush S’More
Braising Arizona
Demolition Ham
10 Things I hate About Ewe
Saladin
Oliver and Com-penne
Dirty Rotten Chanterelles
Sex and the Satay
The Truth About Cats & Hotdogs
Morella Enchanted
Provolone Together
Clear and Pheasant Danger
The Big Chili
Lémon: The Professional
Ava-Tartare
Hocous Pocous
High Fi-Deli Meat
Madagascargot
The Fifth Elementos
Muensters Inc.
There’s Something About Rosemary
I Am Ham
Quiche Lorraine Man
Barley & Me
Lentil Giants
Peggy Soufflé Got Married
Face Stroganoff
Con Gruyére
Fast Times at Porridgemont High
Bok Choys in the Hood
Papillonion
Requinoa for a Dream
Serial Cardamom
I'm a big movie nerd. I have yet to watch The Exorcist, but I might knock it off my watchlist this Thanksgiving Break....
I don't know, something just possessed me to do so.
My former wife highly recommended a movie that I should take the kids to see, but I didn’t think it was appropriate.
About half of my friends love the movie “Witness”, and half of them hates it.
It’s either a hit or Amish.
It is illegal to give a movie a three point one four,
If you did you would have just pi rated it!
You've probably never noticed it, but John Cena has a cameo in almost every movie...
... you just can't see him!
If there were a movie about vegetables in the desert finding a genie it would be called Saladdin
I talked my dad into watching a samurai movie by calling it the Japanese equivalent of a Western.
Dad: "So it's an Eastern."
I walked right into that one.
In the next Star Wars movie, it is revealed that Han Solo had two other sons.
Their names were Drum and Guitar
It turns out Keanu Reeves did a movie back in the 90s where he played a High School student who stopped aging.
It was called “Constant Teen”.
Just saw the movie IT
Dissappointed, didnt see a single computer get fixed.
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