I was thinking of going as a bandaid this Halloween, but then decided against it.

I find it really hard to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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How did the ghost measure all its Halloween activities?

With its scarecard!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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It's halloween and not a single kid came to my house trick or treating...

...that only happens once in a blue moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewouldblock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.

That would dampen spirits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whomikehidden
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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This Halloween I was planning to go as a band aid, but decided against it.

It’s really hard to pull off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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I wanted to go as a streetperformer for Halloween. It took me absolutely forever to find a mime shirt...

But the pantomimes were pretty easy to pick up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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I dressed up as a jousting lance for Halloween, but nobody got it.

I thought it was pretty straight forward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superherocivilian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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For Halloween, one of my sons dressed up as the clown from IT, and another son as a Twitter hashtag. They asked me my opinion...

I said "Penny wise, pound foolish"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voip_geek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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So for Halloween I’m going to wear a baby carrier with a bag of sugar in it.

I’ll be a sugar daddy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxStupidBusxX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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I'm at a bar on Halloween and one of the bar tenders it's wearing a hardhat, coveralls, and goggles...

I ponted at him and shouted "he can't be here, he's a miner!" My friend acctually covered his face in shame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolarBear89
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2015
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Flula Borg's puntastic Halloween costume, inspired by a great book. Get it? imgur.com/wJ3yuZn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Missa_doodikins
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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I asked my son what he wanted to be for Halloween. He didn’t want to taco bout it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichyCigars
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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I dressed up as a Soviet penis at a party last Halloween, but no one found it funny...

I was hoping the costume would have a more Commie-dick effect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twisted_Shogun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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If witches, drunks, and hobos show up at my doorstep, I can only assume it’s Halloween.

Because our family reunion was in April.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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It’s Halloween season, and I saw Snow White working at the shoe store in our local shopping centre.

She is the fairest of the mall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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dad got a comment that his longer hair made him look like Ben Franklin. so he grew it out a full year just to do this for halloween... imgur.com/UdCUb85
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tripirecartel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2013
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Not so much a "joke" but I think it fits. Decorating for a Halloween Party

We have a minifridge we stocked with beer for the party, and I put a sign on the fridge that says "BOO-ze"

My roommate just shook his head and walked away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walkingcarpet23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2015
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Someone was giving out bibles for Halloween and I left it on the counter. We aren't religious
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdviceBiker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2013
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I sure hope it doesn’t rain tonight on Halloween...

That will certainly dampen the spirits!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benschmedium
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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I was thinking of going as a band-aid for Halloween, but then decided against it.

It would be really hard to pull off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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