A list of puns related to "Infant"
Because he is full of shit.
She responded "you shouldn't say that"
I responded "what he just lies all day."
Real convo
Infant tree
... I'll raise you
PS: Happy Mother's Day.... Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad!
but she sure loves her droolery
That's just not rite.
After the feeding she couldn't get the baby to sleep so she charged it with resisting a rest
I asked her if she made it from scratch
Google-dada
He was just fulfilling his civic doodie.
The orphanAGE
Because he was resisting a rest
It was a little boar ring.
And I was informed that the "10lbs" on the diaper package was for the weight of the baby, not the diaper's load capacity... Who knew?
Does that mean they Hallowean?
It was depressing.
A vanilla Isis baby.
A cowlicky baby.
After a feeding, my beautiful wife went to burp our seven month old son. He let out a gnarly burp, right in her face, to which she said, "Ew. That burp was foul, kid."
I replied with, "Did you feed him chicken salad?"
A delayed, angry smirk was a welcomed response.
and I explained that he and I have a special father-son bond; that he has my "Y" (chromosome). My wife replied, "...and my X".
Which I echoed back to her, in a booming dwarven voice: "AND MY X!"
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