I accidentally scared some church goers.
Now thereβs a mass panic!
What did the vegetable priest say or the church goers
Lettuce pray
Every internet-goers biggest fear.
why don't beach-goers ever get hungry
Because of all the sand-which-is there
What did the gym goer say to their trainer when asked if they'd consider switching to a protein powder supplement?
No whey!
What do you call it when Hitler, Goebbels, Goering and Himmler stand in a line and tell lies?
A Fibber Nazi Sequence.
I'm a pretty open minded guy but I would never date a Nazi.
That's a big red flag.
Yesterday I spotted a skinny guy at the gym
Always nice to help fellow gym goers
A priest was trying to liven up his church
So he invited a band to come in and play a few songs to get the church goers more excited to be there. On the bands first song the entire crowd of people turned around at the exact same time. A little boy asked his father "Daddy, what was that?" The boys dad responded "Well son, that was one direct shun."
