Church-goers
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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I accidentally scared some church goers.

Now there’s a mass panic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What did the vegetable priest say or the church goers

Lettuce pray

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Every internet-goers biggest fear.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarthlyAwakening
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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why don't beach-goers ever get hungry

Because of all the sand-which-is there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Tawdry
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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What did the gym goer say to their trainer when asked if they'd consider switching to a protein powder supplement?

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wings0fIcarus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2016
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What do you call it when Hitler, Goebbels, Goering and Himmler stand in a line and tell lies?

A Fibber Nazi Sequence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bookshelfstud
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2013
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Beware of the Nazis
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I'm a pretty open minded guy but I would never date a Nazi.

That's a big red flag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_not_a_writer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2017
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Yesterday I spotted a skinny guy at the gym

Always nice to help fellow gym goers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EWL98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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A priest was trying to liven up his church

So he invited a band to come in and play a few songs to get the church goers more excited to be there. On the bands first song the entire crowd of people turned around at the exact same time. A little boy asked his father "Daddy, what was that?" The boys dad responded "Well son, that was one direct shun."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brhender
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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At the aquarium...

Fellow aquarium goer: HOLY MACKEREL!! Me: no no, that's a shark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seand90
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2013
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