Because it's a little meteor!
Because our solar system gets terrible reviews we only have 1 star
I responded, “That’s not right.”With a scowl, she pulled up google and proved to me that the earth is, in fact, tilted at a 23.5 degree angle.“Precisely,” I agreed. “If the angle were right it would be 90°.”
The ones that miss are called Meteowrongs.
Because there’s 0g.
Aren't all countries third world countries?
They hit their heads at the edge.
Neil Armstrong
He once was over the moon.
It would be a pain in the ass.
Sorry! My fault.
So technically the Earth is flat
Every country is a third-world country
Elfis
The Earth has too many faults.
I just post something wrong on the internet
Snow motion
He felt a tap on his shoulder
Now I’ve got a hole lot of nothing.
Couldn’t read it. Hits too close to home.
“Dad, the Earth is 71 percent water, and nearly all of it is uncarbonated.”
(He really made this up. ONE OF US)
An edit for the doubters: He was drinking a Fanta and we were watching Prehistoric Planet together when he thought up the basic idea. I helped him with the punchline, because he was having trouble making it land (he’s 11, and more mechanically-minded than artsy, if you know what I mean, so he needed help on the phrasing).
It’s not a super complicated joke, so of course it’s not new, but hey, he’s 11. Good job, kid.
On tectonic plates!
My 5 year old told me this while putting him to bed tonight then asked that I share it at the office tomorrow but you’re hearing it here first!
It’s pasteurized before you even see it.
In space no one can here use cream.
But they’re terra-ble.
But it could be if yo momma fell over
I’m sure he’ll come around.
Spud-dik
It's 70% water, and none of it is carbonated
Then I snapped out of it.
So after 24 hours, they called it a day.
... really makes my day.
Have a great day.
But there's no room for air
It’s…a small world.
Doesn't that means every country is a third world country
They read the reviews... only one star
Because of the terrible reviews we got. We only have one star ⭐️
Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
So it’s technically flat.
Which technically makes the earth flat.
Because it's a little meteor.
