My son said he hopes for my cake day I get what's coming to me...
I told him, "that's Karma"
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︎ Apr 20 2021
I've had the most emotional cake day ever
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Why couldnβt the teddy bear finish his cake...
...because he was already stuffed!
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Losing weight is a piece of cake
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Sponge cake
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︎ Apr 02 2021
What kind of cakes can you drink out of?
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︎ Mar 28 2021
I would make a spice cake...
... but I donβt have thyme for it!
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︎ Apr 18 2021
What sort of Birthday cake do ghost prefer?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Whatβs yellow and swings from cake to cake?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Why don't dinosaurs make good pets?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What did the cake say to the fork?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
I can't find my cake anywhere.
I was so excited to eat it for Christmas but it was stollen.
Edit: tried to strengthen the Cake to Stollen connection.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
my grandfather said this today on the dinner table and i was the only one that found it hilarious for no reason at all
G : what type of apples grow on trees ?
my dumbass : idk red and green ?
G : all of them do
wheezes
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Pan cake
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︎ Dec 28 2020
it was an emotional wedding...
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Loosing weight is a peice of cake!
Just donβt pick it up
Edit: piece I before E except after c
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Obligatory cake day and post
How is cricket like cake?
They both need batters!
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︎ Mar 28 2021
If you can't appreciate this, please furgive me
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︎ Mar 12 2021
I tried googling tips to stop procrastinating but I ended up reading about photography
Turns out I canβt focus!
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︎ Apr 18 2021
I was very poor growing up. On my 10th birthday we bought half a cake with 5 candles.
We put it against a mirror.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I asked the baker if it was hard cutting the cake into equal slices
He said, "It's a piece of cake!"
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︎ Feb 05 2021
I made a cake for my cake day
The recipe said to separate two eggs, so I put one in the living room...
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︎ Jan 26 2021
today is my first cake day so I decided to give you guys a joke
What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls?
Rick O Shea
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesnβt have pie days!
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Good news! I made a potion that makes you cry cakes!
However the first person who tried it is still crying endless tiers!
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Last night I had a nightmare about wedding cakes....
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Cake day original joke! Why donβt penguins like eating clown fish?
Because they taste funny!
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What do you call a bee that cannot make up its mind?
A maybe....
Courtesy of my 5 y/o daughter.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Ultimatum...
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︎ Mar 19 2021
What do you eat for breakfast on cake day?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What's the difference between pie and cake?
Οr^2, but cake are round.
Waited about 4 months to post this.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
what's the most well-known cake in social media?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
I used to get heartburn whenever I ate birthday cake...
... until the doctor told me to take the candles off first!
Happy cake day to meeeeee!
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︎ May 24 2020
I almost missed my cake day!
That would have been real crumby.
Edit: thanks for the gifts! Iβve never felt so kneaded.
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︎ May 21 2020
Why is yoda afraid of 7?
Because six, seven eight.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What did the wedding cake say while it was cutting an onion?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Itβs my first ever cake day!
So you know what that means.... I honestly donβt because I have never had a slice of blue cheese!
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︎ Nov 20 2020
A local cake factory was just robbed
They took a huge slice of the profits
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Did some Christmas Cake decorating
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I once swallowed a book of synonyms.
Itβs gave me thesaurus throat Iβve ever had.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Why havenβt aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
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︎ Feb 09 2021
I certainly soap you like it.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Whatβs the difference between cake and pie?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
My first cake day!
I am so excited itβs my first cake day! I know the day is almost over butter late then never!
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︎ Dec 28 2020
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