A list of puns related to "Waffling"
For lunch, I’m planning to make a French person uncomfortable.
Sandy Eggo
Pancakes are completely off the grid.
This came to mind while making breakfast this morning.
Sandy Eggo
But I’m back and forth on that decision.
San Diego
A Sandy Eggo.
She says if I do, I’m toast; she just pancake anymore. How waffle, right? I guess I’m in a jam, unless I can learn to be syrup-titious. At least my dad, a cereal punster himself, keeps egging me on. He’s such a ham. Whoever sausage a thing?
Sandy Eggo
I ended up with a sandy Eggo in San Diego
IHOP.
San Diego
Legume Eggo!
The mayor had to come up with a name for the city, so he went to the beach to have breakfast and think about it, but his waffle fell in the sand and then it dawned on him.
That's crêped up on us
A sandyeggo
It was a sandy Eggo
A mom makes breakfast for her 3 sons and asks them which ones they prefer.
She asks the oldest some first “son what will it be waffles or pancakes?” The boy says “I’ll have the Fucking waffles” The mom immediately smacks him in the head and says “what the matter with you!? Go to your room!” She looks at the middle son and says “what will it be waffles or pancakes” The boy says “I’ll have the fucking pancakes!” The mom immediately smacks him in the head and says “what in the world!?! What’s wrong with you!? Go to your room!” She then looks and the baby boy who looks very confused and scared She looks at the little boy and says “what will it be pancakes or waffles?” The little boy pauses nervously.. looks at both options and says… “idk…but i definitely don’t want the fucking pancakes or waffles….”
Because if there was no W it would just be awful. (needs to be said not read)
In his McCrib.
I didnt wanna look like an idiot, so I ate it.
A: A Sandy Eggo!
Note: my 7yo daughter told me this, her dad joke game is unbelievably strong!
He said, "How waffle!"
SandyEggo
Because, while it will free his soul, he’ll also get lost in your rock and roll, and then he’ll drift away.
I'm out to brunch with my wife and she started eating the waffles off my plate. An older lady smiled at her with that "oh that's so sweet" smile. My wife made the comment to me that she has claim on my waffles... it's in the marriage contract. I said, "that's okay, I have claim to your eggs."
So I feel better by saying "I went to the Jim this morning"
Having breakfast syrup-ticiously
I overheard an older gentleman asking the waitress this before ordering at the diner.
I love you a waffle lot
But you may think I'm just an Eggomaniac
San Diego
...San Diego.
San Diego
A Sandy-Eggo!
San Diego.
(Sandy Eggo)
San Diego (Sandy Eggo)
San Diego
Sandy Eggo.
A sandy Eggo.
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