San Diego
My wife just finished eating some eggo waffles and the dog came in and immediately started licking the syrup off her hands
Her: the dog didn't even see me eat yet he ran straight over to me and began licking my hands.
Me: Yeah, it's like he nose
Her (trying to come up with something to out do my joke): That was quite the paw-n
Me: Was that supposed to be a joke, because it sounded like a faux-paw
What do you get when you drop your waffle on a beach in California? a sandy eggo
I thought he wanted to watch me drop frozen waffles along the shore and trick a bunch of communists into eating them.
After all, I could've sworn he said his dream was to see the Sandy Eggo Commie Con
What do you call a criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?
Carmen Sandy Eggo
I was eating breakfast before school one morning when my dad walked into the kitchen and put his hand directly on my waffles.
Me: "What are you doing?"
Dad (whispers): "You're supposed to say leggo my eggo."
