Tru Puns

A list of puns related to "Tru"

What do you call a pug who sleeps on the floor all day?

A rug.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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Despite what the Federal Government claims, there are actually only two Food Groups:
  1. Foods I will eat.
  2. Foods I won't eat.
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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Dec 15 2018
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A lot of people say that Canadian Prime Minister is an idiot

But I think it's Tru Deau.

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👤︎ u/Memey-McMemeFace
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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Who was the president that was never guilty?

Abe Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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👤︎ u/gavino245
📅︎ Jul 04 2015
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Not your false one

For his school ID card and such, my brother needed to procure a picture of himself, so naturally he took a selfie. He was so proud of this selfie that he shared it on Facebook, and captioned it "My TRU picture" (TRU being the university he was due to attend).

Our dad was the first commenter, with this gold: "Your Tru picture, not your false one"

My brother could only comment, "Dad why"

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👤︎ u/goldanred
📅︎ Jul 06 2015
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