I ordered some Avocado Toast at a cafe, but imagine my surprise when I was given 602214076000000000000000 pieces of toasts. It was then I realized...
...I'd accidentally ordered Avogadro's Toast.
I made some French toasts for my kids
Any good french toast puns?
People aren’t very receptive to jokes about toast.
You have to butter them up first.
Grandson: Grandpa, who’s the guy with you wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast?
Granddad: That’s …my hip replacement.
What do oysters put on their toast?
When I was at the zoo today, I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures so I asked the keeper, “How did that toast get into the cage?” She replied...
“It was bread in captivity."
I burnt my kids toast
She refused to eat it, so I asked "What are you, black toast intolerant?"
Best place to raise a toast! (not OC)
My cousin asked to make a toast at dinner last night
I said "you know where the bread and toaster is"
My son was recently diagnosed with pyromania. A few days later there was a fire in our house.
My wife and I were asking the firefighters if it was caused by any short-circuit or a gas leak.
They suspect it was arson.
What do you call our saviour who only eats the outside of toast?
What do cars spread on their toast?
I make a living out of sandwich jokes.
It's my bread and butter.
2 slices of bread got married.
The ceremony was going great, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
I thought I’d have waffles for brunch.
But I’m back and forth on that decision.
A little imitation butter on toast tastes great but too much makes a gross, oily mess.
There's just a small margarine of error.
How do you feed 100 people with one loaf of bread?
You cut the ends and now have endless bread.
This morning my wife accused me of burning the toast to a crisp,
But I protested, "it was arson".
Sneezed all over my toast
I can’t believe it’s snot butter
Was grilling burgers and asked the wife if she wanted toasted buns
She said yes. I said, well go stand by a fire… I could just about hear the eye roll.
Did you know French Fries aren’t from France
why does Stevie Wonder love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
It's the taste you can see.
A toast for the new year!
Why did the marshmallow got offended?
What do you call a French man on the electric chair?
I was fired from my job at a bakery because I was "like flat bread", I wasn't kneaded and I loafed too much
They did butter me up, though
Whenever we have too much bread and it’s about to go bad, I make French toast in the morning, which fixes the problem.
I call the meal “bread fixed”
Last but not yeast in the Westminster Kennel Club Show
I'd like to propose a toast
Bread, milk, and eggs!
(Pardon my French.)
I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.
When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"
How does Darth Vader like his toast??
I saw a bird eating avocado toast the other day
It was a millennial falcon
What are you if you're scared of bread.
My grandfather just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.
I said, “Who is this guy?”
My grandfather: That’s my hip replacement.
I recently saw a bird eating avocado toast
It was a millenial falcon
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