My grandfather just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.

I said, β€œWho is this guy?”

My grandfather: That’s my hip replacement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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When I woke up this morning, I saw a bird of prey sitting in my backyard eating avocado toast.

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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My grandpa just came over to my house with a young guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast. Miffed, I questioned, β€œWho's this guy?” Gramps chuckled and replied, "Who, him?"

"This is my hip replacement!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Need funny puns for my food truck menu items

Hey y'all. I have an açaí bowl food truck in Fort Worth, TX, and we've always had some pretty witty menu item names. For exmaple, we just took off "the Big Lebolwski"

 

We just added some things to our menu. Here it is: https://www.rollinnbowlin.com/menu

 

Anyone have a good funny pun name for our avocado toast? I'll post a picture of our menu on our food truck if someone gives me a really good name! And if you have any better names for any of our items, I'd love to hear them!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate avocado toast before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirismyboss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling β€œOk Boomer!”

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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I went to my backyard this morning, and I saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Saw a bird eating avocado toast.

It was a millenial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I was in my backyard when I saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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