My grandfather just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.

I said, β€œWho is this guy?”

My grandfather: That’s my hip replacement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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When I woke up this morning, I saw a bird of prey sitting in my backyard eating avocado toast.

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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My grandpa just came over to my house with a young guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast. Miffed, I questioned, β€œWho's this guy?” Gramps chuckled and replied, "Who, him?"

"This is my hip replacement!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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How do you know you’re at a hipster wedding?

The best man stands up and makes an avocado toast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iambirddog
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate avocado toast before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirismyboss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling β€œOk Boomer!”

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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I went to my backyard this morning, and I saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Saw a bird eating avocado toast.

It was a millenial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I was in my backyard when I saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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