A list of puns related to "The Freshman"
Hola SENIORita
When his superior congratulated him for the arrest, he asked βWhy did you scream Mickey Mouse?β And the secret serviceman said βI was trying to say Donald Duck!β
Iβve gained the Covid-19.
Someone sneezes
Someone else: Bless you!
Teacher: That's where I went to college. Bless University.
When he was really young, he was the best magician Iβve ever seen. People came to see this first grader do all sorts of magic. Cutting women in half, floating on air, turning roses into doves, the works.
But as he got older, he started to loose his touch. He couldnβt turn flowers into birds when he hit 8th grade. He stopped being able to float as a freshman. When he graduated, he could barely find a quarter in your ear.
I bumped into him one day after he came home from graduating college. He was working as an architect now. I asked him what happened to all that magic? How come he couldnβt keep it going?
He put his arm around me and said, βthe way I see it, it was all tricks. And tricks are for kidsβ
My freshman year in high school (96-97), I was in choir, and we drove up in a big coach bus to Magic Mountain for a choir competition.
Approaching San Onofre, the driver told us a "little known fact" that if you put your hand on the window while passing under those jumbo power lines coming from the plant, you can feel a moderately painful shock. Being gullible teenagers, a lot of us tried it.
We passed under, and the driver asked if we felt any pain. There were scattered replies in the negative. The diver said, "You didn't feel the window pane?"
I'm an incoming freshman for FSU and at my high school, they have the seniors decorate a wall with their name, the logo of the college they're attending, and a little phrase. Making jokes about native americans is a little distasteful, soooo I'm looking for some quality spear puns.
First it was the Freshman-15, then the Covid-19.
Hot pockets.
I made this one up when I was in freshman year of high school 2008, all my friends and family at the time can confirm.
My dad helping me (sheltered 17yr old girl) move into my dorm freshman year of college, when I discover a box of condoms he packed in with my office supplies.
Me: Dad, what's this doing here?
Dad: Better safe than sorry, I want you to keep them just in case.
Me: (laughing) don't worry Dad, boys have cooties.
Dad: (serious) I know. That's what the condoms are for.
So my friend and I were both college freshman and I'm going with him and his uncle on the first day for lunch. We pass a Chase Bank and his uncle says "you an go to Chase bank of you need to get money" My friend, "it's a bank, why do I have to chase it?" I lolled right out of my chair
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