Resturant Puns

Great food, no atmosphere.

Ramen

"Do you think they'd refuse to serve cowboys there?"

Server: Do you want a cup or a bowl?

Dad: That's probably a good idea! Otherwise it will just go all over the table.

 

I am not the OP

I said to the waiter "I'll have the "cured" duck breast"

and my dad turned to the waiter with the most sincere face and said "did it go to a local hospital?"

The waiters face omfg

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4stjtt/customers_of_restaurants_thats_appeared_on_gordon/d5c5il9?context=1

Tractors were his biggest hobby. He had lots of toy tractors and on weekends he would go and watch the farmers drive their tractors around in the fields. As he grew older, he still liked tractors, but not as much because he started to find other interests. When he turned 20 he met a beautiful girl and fell in love. One night he decided to take her out for dinner to a local restaurant. As they were eating, the whole room started to fill up with smoke. Everyone was panicking so he jumped up and said "calm down, I've got this!". He stood on his chair and sucked in all the smoke in the room, then walked outside and blew it all out. When he returned back into the resturant, his date said to him "oh my god how did you do that?!" To which he replied: "I'm an ex-tractor fan."

Foods alright, but no atmosphere.