Rake In Puns

"Oi!" I challenged.

"Why won't you share that hedge with anyone else?"

He wasn't raking in enough.

I was raking it in

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Edit- got this off the back of a cereal box but damn love raking in this new text post juicy karma.

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes one them? So that when they dock, they can Scandinavian.

And then these work as a one-two punch:

I started a business building yachts from home...sails have been going through the roof.

And before that I had a business clearing the fallen leaves from people's backyards. I was raking it in.

..Raked it in last year.

I was just raking it in!

I was raking it in.

Boy, we were raking it in.

... now I'm raking in the dough.

I was raking leaves in the backyard.

Wife: Boy there sure are a lot of leaves in the yard.

Me: I know, its unbeLEAFable!

Heh, I still think its funny.

I was raking it in

I was raking it in.

I was raking it in.

I was raking it in.