Neil before me.
It has good food but no atmosphere. (I'm here all night folks)
Sycamore
Because it was full.
Eclipse it.
A lunar-tic
A rocket.
Wendy door is open you will find out β¦
Lunarticks
But it sucks
This is even crater than I imagined
Missile toe.
Because itβs meteor.
Because everyone hates moon days.
I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist.
"..thatsa Mondegreen." π΅
An astronut
An E-Walk.
I'm so sorry...
On holiday in a French supermarket I told my 10 year old son that βthe moon is cheeseβ of course not true.
Then I told him that only roquefort cheese has a tiny bit of moon rock in it because NASA thought it would be a great joke and bought some moon dust back and the French government loved the idea.
My son of course was doubtful ( we adopted him age 9 and a year was enough to know I could not always be trusted).
Sensibly he went to check with his science teacher - who confirmed the incredible fact!!
P.S yes Iβm evil, but his teacher rocked, and our son carried on with his love of science.
I was finally arrested for indecent exposure.
It was full.
Except that's no moon, it's a space station!
A lunatic.
He Apollogized
Eclipse it.
Eclipse it
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit theyβre bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. βIβd like some wings and a pint of beer, please,β it says. βSorry, but I canβt serve you,β the bartender replies. βYouβre out of your head.β
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. βWe donβt serve your kind here,β the bartender says. βWhy not?β one yogurt asks. βWeβre cultured.β
A friend of mine didnβt pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. Heβs an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and thereβs a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, βWhat are you staring at? Havenβt you ever seen a horse tending bar before?β The guy says, βItβs not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.β
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, βWhatβs with the paper towel?β The pirate says, βArrr! Iβve got a Bounty on me head!β
A turtle is crossing the road when heβs mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, βI donβt know. It all happened so fast.β
Armed robbersβsome say theyβre a drain on society, but youβve got to give it to them.
Barbersβ¦you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Donβt forget the pickle. Itβs kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. Thereβs Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewisβ¦ Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
... keep reading on reddit β‘Now I think she's become comfortably numb to them.
It's a constellation prize.
Because itβs a little meteor.
The food is great but there's just no atmosphere
Great food, no atmosphere.
It had no atmosphere at all.
Great food, but no atmosphere.
it eclipse it
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Neil before me
Neil before me.
"Neil before me."
Eclipse it.
Because it was full.
Great food, no atmosphere.
"Neil before me"
