Why don't dinosaurs make good pets?
I cut myself and now I need to listen to some music to make sure it heals good.
Or how the doctor put it, "A band aid."
Why do skeletons make good pastors?
They’re impervious to the pleasures of the flesh!
What makes a good dad joke?
A family for him to tell them to.
Why do mountains make good comedians?
Because they're hill areas...
A friend of mine makes good money selling camel’s milk, but he has to put up with surly camels all day.
Why don't people who eat ass make good taste testers?
Their tongues have been TAINTed!
Good news! I made a potion that makes you cry cakes!
However the first person who tried it is still crying endless tiers!
Happy New Year! Remember kids, you need to make some good resolutions to become a better version of yourself.
If you don’t, they’ll just go in one year and right out the other.
Why do claustrophobic people make good employees?
They're good at thinking outside the box.
Son : Dad,You don't make good jokes
Dad : Well, I made you
Son : Well, the point still stands.
I triedceratops to make a good pun
I've never had an eggs benedict at a restaurant as good as the one I can make in my own kitchen.
There's no place like home for the hollandaise.
Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
As a comedian I make good jokes sometimes
Why would sultanas make good synchronised swimmers?
Because they naturally do things concurrantly.
Why do marine biologists make good philosophers?
Because they spend their lives search for porpoise.
This is a joke my dad would make.(When someone said we looked good.)
Yea, they get there looks from there mother, Cause I still got mine.
My friend has no arms and loves to make jokes about it. They're never any good though.
He doesn't have a funny bone in his body.
Yesterday, one of my good friends told me that I often make people feel uncomfortable by violating their personal space.
It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.
Why do electricians make good music ?
They always have an extension chord
A good project manager makes updates.
A bad project manager makes up dates.
What do you call a factory that only makes good products?
Why Do Magicians Make Good High School Teachers?
They already know all of the trick questions.
What do you call the village where Hobbits live that isn’t as good as the Shire but they make really good sloppy joes?
Do you know why pigs make really good cakes?
What makes a dad joke a good dad joke?
The father he goes, the more he's kid-ding.
Why do pimps make good gardeners
They are used to garden hose
Why do elements and chemicals make good real estate agents?
They have a lot of properties.
Help me make a good pun with either the name danielle or Penelope
Help, can someone help me make my elevator pitch more interesting, and can anyone think of a good Egyptian related pun to put as an opener?
Here about the prisoner who makes good cocktails? He's behind bars now!
Why would prometheus make a good mail carrier?
He has alot of experience with de-livering.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
I'm here to make a serious complaint about my local subway. Generally they do a good job, but I today I did an online order (so I didnt SEE them make anything). I didnt unwrap it in the store to check (because who does that), but when I got home it was absolutely not what I ordered.
A good Knight should make sure they have a weapon that they can count on
Why do midwives make good comedians?
They're great at delivery
Especially if it's a good book that makes you lose track of the time
Manager: "Why would you make a good waiter at my restaurant?"
Me: "I bring a lot to the table."
My Dad said it was always important to make a good impression at the start of a job interview...
So whenever I went for one I always entered the room saying “Nice to see you, to see you....”. Only once did someone respond.
[Pun request] I need a child appropriate pun that could make a good TV show title about hunting for ghosts in bathrooms
When a book series is so good that they make it into an audio book...
It really speaks volumes.
Why would "C" make such a good knife?
Because it would "B-Sharp"
I'm very proud of my latest work. To make good puns, you need to have the drive
My wife told me I wasn't very good at listening - that it was time to make some changes and she needed some distance.
So I bought her an alarm clock with a remote control.
Why do electricians make good music ?
They always have an extension chord
You know who makes really good boyfriends?
Prisoners. You always know where they are.
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