My dad asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party...

That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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This is real lee getting out of hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/h3y0002
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Graffiti around here is getting out of hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bossplw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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The baby sheep got out of their pen and I impulsively grabbed a sheep with my right hand and a sheep with my left...

I guess I'm just lambidextrous...

I'll show y'all to the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.

Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeusJZ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Things are getting out of hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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These sequels are getting out of hand.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADAlverde
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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What do you call a tree thats made out of hands?

A palm tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Porterhouse_27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I heard someone played Animal Crossing: New Horizons for so long on end they conked out with the console still in their hands.

Looks like someone fell asleep at the Switch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlastLeatherwing
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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As part of my community service, I had to hand out cans of pineapple to needy families...

I Doled it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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My cocaine addiction is getting out of hand

It's time to draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/otoglomba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I need to cut these nails, they are getting out of hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikiriki16
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...

I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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A little out of hand it is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saragIsMe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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How do you know when things are getting out of hand?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/giantstepper85
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Whoever figured out the 'days of the month correspond with your knuckles' thing had too much time on their hands
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2017
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My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said

This is my thyme to shine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nilaky
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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This js getting out of hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaRealEnderguy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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The sign language post got out of hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManGood2002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Things are getting out of hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LAST_TO_DIE
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Way out of hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anti-social-club
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Political correctness is getting way out of hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lams1d
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Out of hand!!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuanGaff
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Puns about throwing things is getting out of hand.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raspoint
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Math puns getting out of hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Wheat_Thins
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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These jokes about boomerangs are really getting out of hand...

And then back into hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Things are getting out of hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mide_X
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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Talking to my GF " so I got this from a chick at work today" (hand her a piece of paper) daughter freaks out in the background, "a chick?!? I wanna see I wanna see can I hold it?" Lmao
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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My son has a real problem with setting things on fire, and it's getting out of hand...

He's been a real pain in my arson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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This one got out of hand pretty quick.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gord0n22
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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The "I am your father" part in Star Wars was really out of hand.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirCorley
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2016
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Wood you look at that. I've gotta hand it to him, he's carved out a career for himself. gfycat.com/OpulentFrigidB…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayDosson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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This is getting out of hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BossRediter87
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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My friend broke out crying when I mentioned her hand rash.

It's a touchy subject.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greenapples7726
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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I have Promotional Bracelets to hand out at my comic shop, but people can't let the police see...

They're Contraband

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeegorilla
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Microsoft Office puns got out of hand...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/valyyn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2014
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I found out today you can hold air in your hands...

If you catch my drift

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unileaver
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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Wife got out some mints so I held out my hand

"Gotta pay the tax!" I said.

What tax?

The tic tax!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NWmba
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2017
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I was going to learn how to juggle, but I was too afraid things would get out of hand.

And who am I kidding, I just didn't have the balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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I knew that my addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers had gotten out of hand, so it was time to quit...

Cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Philboyd_Studge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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Why does Emperor Palpatine shoot electricity out of his hands?

Because he's in charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piper4026
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2016
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My ten-year-old son: Dad, did you hear about the barn party after midnight that was getting out of hand?...

... Finally the sheep yells, stop horsing around, I’m trying to sheep. - Love this kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRipley1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2017
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After using the restroom the Pope went to dry his hands but had run out of papel towels.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nomorepasswords
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2015
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What do you call a tree made out of hands?

A palm tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Porterhouse_27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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