My dad asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party...
That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
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This is real lee getting out of hand
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Graffiti around here is getting out of hand
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︎ Dec 02 2020
The baby sheep got out of their pen and I impulsively grabbed a sheep with my right hand and a sheep with my left...
I guess I'm just lambidextrous...
I'll show y'all to the door.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Things are getting out of hand
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︎ Jun 05 2020
These sequels are getting out of hand.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
What do you call a tree thats made out of hands?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
I heard someone played Animal Crossing: New Horizons for so long on end they conked out with the console still in their hands.
Looks like someone fell asleep at the Switch.
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︎ May 05 2020
As part of my community service, I had to hand out cans of pineapple to needy families...
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︎ Jun 25 2020
My cocaine addiction is getting out of hand
It's time to draw the line.
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︎ Dec 26 2019
I need to cut these nails, they are getting out of hand
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︎ Jan 31 2020
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
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︎ Oct 20 2019
A little out of hand it is
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︎ Oct 05 2019
How do you know when things are getting out of hand?
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︎ Feb 21 2019
Whoever figured out the 'days of the month correspond with your knuckles' thing had too much time on their hands
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︎ Jan 26 2017
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine
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︎ Nov 20 2019
This js getting out of hand
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︎ Aug 05 2019
The sign language post got out of hand
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︎ Mar 11 2019
Things are getting out of hand
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︎ Aug 05 2019
Way out of hand
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︎ Nov 30 2018
Political correctness is getting way out of hand
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︎ Mar 11 2019
Out of hand!!!!
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︎ Mar 21 2019
Puns about throwing things is getting out of hand.
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︎ Apr 24 2019
Math puns getting out of hand
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︎ Jul 13 2018
These jokes about boomerangs are really getting out of hand...
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︎ May 02 2019
Things are getting out of hand
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︎ Sep 03 2018
Talking to my GF " so I got this from a chick at work today" (hand her a piece of paper) daughter freaks out in the background, "a chick?!? I wanna see I wanna see can I hold it?" Lmao
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︎ Aug 22 2019
My son has a real problem with setting things on fire, and it's getting out of hand...
He's been a real pain in my arson.
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︎ Aug 08 2019
This one got out of hand pretty quick.
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︎ Oct 27 2018
The "I am your father" part in Star Wars was really out of hand.
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︎ Aug 12 2018
This is getting out of hand
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︎ Aug 31 2018
My friend broke out crying when I mentioned her hand rash.
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︎ Feb 25 2019
I have Promotional Bracelets to hand out at my comic shop, but people can't let the police see...
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︎ Jan 07 2019
Microsoft Office puns got out of hand...
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︎ Aug 24 2014
I found out today you can hold air in your hands...
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︎ May 31 2018
Wife got out some mints so I held out my hand
"Gotta pay the tax!" I said.
What tax?
The tic tax!
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︎ Apr 23 2017
I was going to learn how to juggle, but I was too afraid things would get out of hand.
And who am I kidding, I just didn't have the balls.
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︎ Aug 30 2017
I knew that my addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers had gotten out of hand, so it was time to quit...
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︎ Mar 24 2018
Why does Emperor Palpatine shoot electricity out of his hands?
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︎ Jan 27 2016
My ten-year-old son: Dad, did you hear about the barn party after midnight that was getting out of hand?...
... Finally the sheep yells, stop horsing around, Iβm trying to sheep. - Love this kid.
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︎ Dec 30 2017
After using the restroom the Pope went to dry his hands but had run out of papel towels.
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︎ Sep 24 2015
What do you call a tree made out of hands?
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