By buddies and I were drinking beer and cracking jokes, but things started to get out of hand.

It was quite the brew-haha.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Shu-di
šŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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This is real lee getting out of hand
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/h3y0002
šŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I tried to take my dog out of her crate and she peed on my hands

She really pissed me off

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/MrJack12345
šŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Graffiti around here is getting out of hand
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/bossplw
šŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.

Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/DeusJZ
šŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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The baby sheep got out of their pen and I impulsively grabbed a sheep with my right hand and a sheep with my left...

I guess I'm just lambidextrous...

I'll show y'all to the door.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
šŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Things are getting out of hand
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/AMswag123
šŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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These sequels are getting out of hand.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ADAlverde
šŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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What do you call a tree made out of hands?

A palm tree

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Porterhouse_27
šŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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As part of my community service, I had to hand out cans of pineapple to needy families...

I Doled it out.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
šŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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My cocaine addiction is getting out of hand

It's time to draw the line.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/otoglomba
šŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I need to cut these nails, they are getting out of hand
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/mikiriki16
šŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Whoever figured out the 'days of the month correspond with your knuckles' thing had too much time on their hands
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/BradC
šŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2017
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I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...

I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/cotswoldboy
šŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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How do you know when things are getting out of hand?
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/giantstepper85
šŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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A little out of hand it is
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/saragIsMe
šŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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This js getting out of hand
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/DaRealEnderguy
šŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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The sign language post got out of hand
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ManGood2002
šŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said

This is my thyme to shine

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Nilaky
šŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Way out of hand
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/anti-social-club
šŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Things are getting out of hand
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/LAST_TO_DIE
šŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Political correctness is getting way out of hand
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Lams1d
šŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Math puns getting out of hand
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Sir_Wheat_Thins
šŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Out of hand!!!!
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/LuanGaff
šŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Puns about throwing things is getting out of hand.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Raspoint
šŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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These jokes about boomerangs are really getting out of hand...

And then back into hand.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
šŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Things are getting out of hand
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/mide_X
šŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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The "I am your father" part in Star Wars was really out of hand.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/SirCorley
šŸ“…︎ May 10 2016
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This one got out of hand pretty quick.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Gord0n22
šŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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My son has a real problem with setting things on fire, and it's getting out of hand...

He's been a real pain in my arson.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Kerlandays
šŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Talking to my GF " so I got this from a chick at work today" (hand her a piece of paper) daughter freaks out in the background, "a chick?!? I wanna see I wanna see can I hold it?" Lmao
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šŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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This is getting out of hand
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/BossRediter87
šŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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Microsoft Office puns got out of hand...
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/valyyn
šŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2014
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I was going to learn how to juggle, but I was too afraid things would get out of hand.

And who am I kidding, I just didn't have the balls.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Kopextacy
šŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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Why does Emperor Palpatine shoot electricity out of his hands?

Because he's in charge.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/piper4026
šŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2016
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I knew that my addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers had gotten out of hand, so it was time to quit...

Cold turkey.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Philboyd_Studge
šŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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My ten-year-old son: Dad, did you hear about the barn party after midnight that was getting out of hand?...

... Finally the sheep yells, stop horsing around, Iā€™m trying to sheep. - Love this kid.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/TRipley1
šŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2017
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After using the restroom the Pope went to dry his hands but had run out of papel towels.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/nomorepasswords
šŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2015
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I'm a relatively new dad. My 2 year old daughter was eating a banana in the car. From the back seat, she started to hand me sections of the banana peel when I blurted this out:

"Don't do that, you'll hurt his peelings!"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/super_dork
šŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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These anti-ethernet superPACs are just getting out of hand

http://imgur.com/a/dLWF2

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/climber_g33k
šŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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Guys, I really think that /r/dadjokes is getting out of hand...

http://i.imgur.com/BRTEE5S.jpg

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/paper-tigers
šŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2015
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Watched my pregnant wife walk over to the fridge and pull out a bottle of Poland Springs. As she was coming back sit down I said "Shouldn't you be holding that with both hands?"

"We wouldn't want your water to break."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/mikestorm
šŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2016
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What do you call a tree thats made out of hands?

A palm tree

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Porterhouse_27
šŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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