By buddies and I were drinking beer and cracking jokes, but things started to get out of hand.
It was quite the brew-haha.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
This is real lee getting out of hand
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︎ Jun 27 2020
I tried to take my dog out of her crate and she peed on my hands
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Graffiti around here is getting out of hand
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
The baby sheep got out of their pen and I impulsively grabbed a sheep with my right hand and a sheep with my left...
I guess I'm just lambidextrous...
I'll show y'all to the door.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Things are getting out of hand
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︎ Jun 05 2020
These sequels are getting out of hand.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
What do you call a tree made out of hands?
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︎ Jun 21 2020
As part of my community service, I had to hand out cans of pineapple to needy families...
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︎ Jun 25 2020
My cocaine addiction is getting out of hand
It's time to draw the line.
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︎ Dec 26 2019
I need to cut these nails, they are getting out of hand
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Whoever figured out the 'days of the month correspond with your knuckles' thing had too much time on their hands
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︎ Jan 26 2017
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
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︎ Oct 20 2019
How do you know when things are getting out of hand?
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︎ Feb 21 2019
A little out of hand it is
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︎ Oct 05 2019
This js getting out of hand
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︎ Aug 05 2019
The sign language post got out of hand
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︎ Mar 11 2019
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Way out of hand
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︎ Nov 30 2018
Things are getting out of hand
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︎ Aug 05 2019
Political correctness is getting way out of hand
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︎ Mar 11 2019
Math puns getting out of hand
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︎ Jul 13 2018
Out of hand!!!!
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︎ Mar 21 2019
Puns about throwing things is getting out of hand.
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︎ Apr 24 2019
These jokes about boomerangs are really getting out of hand...
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︎ May 02 2019
Things are getting out of hand
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︎ Sep 03 2018
The "I am your father" part in Star Wars was really out of hand.
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︎ May 10 2016
This one got out of hand pretty quick.
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︎ Oct 27 2018
My son has a real problem with setting things on fire, and it's getting out of hand...
He's been a real pain in my arson.
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Talking to my GF " so I got this from a chick at work today" (hand her a piece of paper) daughter freaks out in the background, "a chick?!? I wanna see I wanna see can I hold it?" Lmao
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︎ Aug 22 2019
This is getting out of hand
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︎ Aug 31 2018
Microsoft Office puns got out of hand...
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︎ Aug 24 2014
I was going to learn how to juggle, but I was too afraid things would get out of hand.
And who am I kidding, I just didn't have the balls.
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︎ Aug 30 2017
Why does Emperor Palpatine shoot electricity out of his hands?
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︎ Jan 27 2016
I knew that my addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers had gotten out of hand, so it was time to quit...
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︎ Mar 24 2018
My ten-year-old son: Dad, did you hear about the barn party after midnight that was getting out of hand?...
... Finally the sheep yells, stop horsing around, Iām trying to sheep. - Love this kid.
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︎ Dec 30 2017
After using the restroom the Pope went to dry his hands but had run out of papel towels.
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︎ Sep 24 2015
I'm a relatively new dad. My 2 year old daughter was eating a banana in the car. From the back seat, she started to hand me sections of the banana peel when I blurted this out:
"Don't do that, you'll hurt his peelings!"
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︎ Jan 07 2015
These anti-ethernet superPACs are just getting out of hand
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︎ Jun 26 2017
Guys, I really think that /r/dadjokes is getting out of hand...
http://i.imgur.com/BRTEE5S.jpg
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︎ Sep 05 2015
Watched my pregnant wife walk over to the fridge and pull out a bottle of Poland Springs. As she was coming back sit down I said "Shouldn't you be holding that with both hands?"
"We wouldn't want your water to break."
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︎ Apr 24 2016
What do you call a tree thats made out of hands?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
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