What’s the opposite of winning hands down?
Defeat!
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was not worth the trip.
As I was walking down the street, I noted a man with a large pole in his hand and stopped to ask, "Are you a pole-vaulter?"
His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
This morning my 1 year old who can't walk very well held my hand and stepped down from a curb.
So young and already making great strides in life.
What is the best time of the day, hands-down?
6:30.
- Excel is hands down the best software in Microsoft Office
- Word
This is hands down the greatest sign I’ve ever seen.
6:30 is my favorite time. Hands down.
My wife asked me my favorite time of day. My answer: 6:30 hands down.
Explanation: think hands on a clock.
I was walking down an alley in Scotland when I found a severed man's hand...
I wonder if he was kilt
I woke up this morning, looked down at my hands, and heard a voice yell, “Death to America!”
I think I might have terror wrists.
Watched my pregnant wife walk over to the fridge and pull out a bottle of Poland Springs. As she was coming back sit down I said "Shouldn't you be holding that with both hands?"
"We wouldn't want your water to break."
6:30 is hands down the best time on a clock
My favorite time of day is 6:30; hands down
