What’s the opposite of winning hands down?

Defeat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theonlykelc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.

The view was not worth the trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Think_Naught
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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As I was walking down the street, I noted a man with a large pole in his hand and stopped to ask, "Are you a pole-vaulter?"

His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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This morning my 1 year old who can't walk very well held my hand and stepped down from a curb.

So young and already making great strides in life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicksOut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What is the best time of the day, hands-down?

6:30.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sac_fo_dayz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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- Excel is hands down the best software in Microsoft Office

- Word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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This is hands down the greatest sign I’ve ever seen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevengilbert611
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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They have the cutest faces... Hands down!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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6:30 is my favorite time. Hands down.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohmyganja
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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My wife asked me my favorite time of day. My answer: 6:30 hands down.

Explanation: think hands on a clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeschmo945
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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I was walking down an alley in Scotland when I found a severed man's hand...

I wonder if he was kilt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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I woke up this morning, looked down at my hands, and heard a voice yell, β€œDeath to America!”

I think I might have terror wrists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Hands downs
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2013
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Watched my pregnant wife walk over to the fridge and pull out a bottle of Poland Springs. As she was coming back sit down I said "Shouldn't you be holding that with both hands?"

"We wouldn't want your water to break."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikestorm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2016
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6:30 is hands down the best time on a clock
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apodyosist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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My favorite time of day is 6:30; hands down
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aljfischer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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What time is, hands down, the best time of day?

6:30.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JPINFV
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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