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Going To Jerusalem Puns

A list of puns related to "Going To Jerusalem"

Which is stretchier -- rubber or skin?

Skin, because Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked to Jerusalem.

(A mom joke! By my 88-year-old church-going mother-in-law.)

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