Why is taking a writing class better than going to jail?
There’s more prose than cons.
My son didn't cope well with going to jail.
He refused to eat or drink anything. He swore at everyone and covered his room with his own shit.
After that, we never played Monopoly again.
My whole family witnessed me going to jail
We have to play something other than monopoly next time
If im ever sent to jail im going to rename myself Mitochondria
This is to let people know I'm the powerhouse of the cell
While talking about the teachers in Atlanta, GA going to jail...
...for cheating on tests. The wife's aunt/uncles were all giving their opinions.
Uncle: They're going to jail for like 5 years! I think they should have just lost their jobs.
Me: Yea, I agree. And also make them register as...test offenders!
Going to jail... (x-post from /r/facebookwins)
Why did blacksmith go to jail?
Why did the dog go to jail?
Because he was charged with PAW-session!
Forgive me, I just made it up.
Why did the remote go to jail?
He was charged with battery.
Why did the photo go to jail?
why did the "adult actor" go to jail?
For receiving swollen goods.
Why are they called 'mug shots' when people go to jail?
Because they landed in hot water
What made the picture go to jail ?
Why did Mona Lisa go to jail?
Why did the belt go to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants!
Why did the baker go to jail?
Why did the insomniac go to jail?
They were resisting a rest.
Why did the drunk driver go to jail?
100% effective method to not go to jail
If my son doesn’t go to bed, I’m gonna put him in jail.
Why did the BBQ pitmaster go to jail for slicing a brisket immediately after it was done?
Why did the musician go to jail?
Why did the cheese go to jail?
He was exhibiting bad brie-havior
Why did the fish go to jail?
If you go to jail for tax evasion....
....aren't you basically living of taxes, for not paying taxes?
Why did the duck go to jail?
Why did the elephant go to jail?
He had a dead guy in his trunk.
Why did the pig go to jail ?
If I ever go to jail I am making sure I get the nickname ‘mitochondria’
The powerhouse of the cell
The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.
My wife was in jail, so I decided to go in for a conjugal visit.
The kids will never play Monopoly with us again.
My PE teacher told me I was so bad at golf that I should go to golf jail
It would be a shame if they putt me in there.
Why did Carl Wheezer go to jail
My son refused to go to sleep last night so I sent him to jail
Why did the tennis player go to jail
Why did the biker go to jail?
My brother hated going to jail
He refused to eat or drink anything, spat on everyone and covered the walls with his own feces...
We never played monopoly again.
Why did picture go to jail?
Why did the picture go to jail?
Why did the picture go to jail
Why did the duck go to jail?
Why did the picture go to jail?
Why did the baby go to jail?
Because he was resisting a rest.
Why did the duck go to jail
Why did the phone go to jail?
It was charged with battery.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Why did the kindergartner go to jail?
Why did the belt go to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants!
Why did the picture go to jail?
...because it was framed.
Why did the picture go to jail?
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