Dave and Joe are browsing a Jerusalem dating site.

Dave sees the girl of his dreams and asks Joe, β€œI can’t believe my eyes, is this girl real?”

Joe pats his buddy Dave on the back, β€œYea bud, she Isreal.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abram_SF
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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In a Jerusalem restaurant, a waitress asks a customer, "How's everything tasting?" And the customer answeres...

"Isreali good, thank you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinnikinnickkk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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My friend thought that Jerusalem was imaginary.

I had to tell him that Israel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AniVee13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Does the power grid in Jerusalem operate at DEUS VOLT?
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Which is stretchier -- rubber or skin?

Skin, because Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked to Jerusalem.

(A mom joke! By my 88-year-old church-going mother-in-law.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MintOtter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What's it with Eminem and Dad jokes?

I mean... just look at those:

- Why has Gwen Stacy been on the web lately?

to spite her man. -River

- Why do you carry a Laptop in your back pocket?

Because rapping like a computer must be in my genes. - Rap God

- Why did Eminem blow?

All he did was throw f-bombs - Rap God

- Why did Eminem buy the rap game a maxi pad?

Because it's having a rough time period. - Rap God

- Why did Eminem look so shocked when he watched a church gathering take place?

He was witnessing a mass occur. - Rap God

- How could Eminem poop Jerusalem?

Because his shit is real. - Caterpillar

- Why is Eminem so ill-behaved?

He's got a couple of mansions, but still no mannors. - Lucky You

And these are just a select few.

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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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