As a covid detection measure, the eyeglass place took my temperature before I could see the eye doctor.
Does anyone know how I can get it back?
My eye doctor just told me that I can’t see anymore,
Every time my dad goes to the eye doctor, they ask him to read the smallest text on the chart out loud.
He says, "Printed in China."
This is a true story lol.
Doctor: Have your eyes ever been checked?
Patient: No, they’ve always been green.
Doctor doctor I think I've got a problem with my eye
Doctor: I dont know, looks pretty good to me.
Wife: what are your plans for today? Me: I am going to the eye doctor
My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses.
Life before that was a blur.
Why do all felines have to go to the eye doctor?
My dad was a doctor, and he always warned us not to get ketchup in our eyes.
If we did we would develop heintzsight, he said.
When I visited Alaska, I kept thinking I was seeing native eye doctors...
Turns out it was just an optical Aleutian.
Went to the eye doctor for a checkup. This is his suite number.
I told the doctor, when I close my eyes I see pink elephants. He asked: " Have you seen an optician?"
I said "No. Just pink elephants."
After returning from the eye doctor, my dad started chugging milk straight from the carton.
When asked why, he said, “The doctor told me I don’t need glasses.”
My earliest clear childhood memory is going with my parents to the eye doctor.
Life before that is a blur.
My eye doctor’s office is at the shopping mall.
A doctor says to a patient “Have your eyes been checked?” ...
“No doc, they’ve always been blue”. The patient replies
Me: Doctor my eye hurts when I drink coffee
Doctor: have you tried taking the spoon out?
Never let your eye doctor cut up your cocaine
The first line is massive
Then they get smaller and smaller
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.
But it turned out to be an optical Aleutian
Doctor : You've got a problem in your eyes
Dad : Oh i see
Doctor : No you can't
I went to see my Spanish-speaking eye doctor today.
He found that nothing was wrong with my eyes. On my way out, I said, “Thank you.”
“No eye problema,” he replied.
I know a good eye doctor when I see one.
"Doctor, when I drink coffee there's a pain in my left eye and when I drink tea there's a pain in my right eye."
Dr: "Have you tried taking the spoon out of the mug?"
They rushed me into the hospital with all my limbs detached, screaming in pain, but the doctor took one look at me and rolled his eyes.
“Pull yourself together.”
Chinese guy goes to the optometrist for an eye exam and the doctor tells him "You have a cataract." And the Chines guy goes "No, I drive a Wincoln."
My eye doctor is concerned because I keep walking headlong into objects...
He thinks it's a matter of life and depth.
Boy, was I glad to see my eye doctor!
My eye doctor told me that I would have to start using glasses.
I told him I wouldn’t, I drink out of the bottle.
The worst time to be an eye doctor has to be New Year's Eve 2019,
Right before everyone sees 2020.
As a dad I was proud of this one driving home from the eye doctor
Son: The doctor said I need to be sure to change my contacts every two weeks so my eyes don't get irritated. But I'm bad with setting reminders.
Dad: Just eyeball it.
My friend the eye doctor explained this to me. Ophthalmologists are doctors who specialize in eyes. Optometrists examine your eyes to see whether you need corrective lenses. Opticians sell glasses and lenses.
and optimists see glasses as half full.
My Italian cousin went to buy a TV but came back as an eye doctor.
He just wanted "A tell a vision."
An eye doctor went to see a dermatologist for his acne
He prescribed him some Retin-A
Went to the eye doctor today for a weird smell in my eye
She told me I have bad eygiene
Was treated nicely by a beautiful eye doctor, I said
I once had to see an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.
Turns out he was an optical Aleutian.
I saw the eye doctor today
My eye doctor just got engaged to his assistant...
It sounds like they are going to have a long engagement though. They're getting married in 2020.
What did the eye doctor say about Hines Ward's examination?
Dad at the eye doctor
Why are eye doctors always so positive?
Because they're OPTOMETRISTS!
I have an eye doctor's appointment today
My new step dad texts me this morning:
Stepdad: "So did ya study for your eye exam?"
Me: "LOL nope"
Stepdad: "Well I'll text you the answers so you don't fail!!"
Visited the eye doctor today.
Doc: Do you smoke?
Me: No, should I start?
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island...
...but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island . . .
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.