My dentist looks like my eye doctor

They’re identical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuzet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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My eye doctor told me I have some of the worst vision of any of his clients today

Didn't see that one coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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What do you call a native Alaskan eye doctor??

An Optical Aleutian

I’ll see myself out...

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Next time you go to the eye doctor say its nice to see you again
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πŸ‘€︎ u/swarly1999
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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I asked my doctor what I could do about my irritated eyes. He said "check out conjunctivitis.com."

"It's a site for sore eyes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Why was the eye doctor called for the comatose gunshot victim?

He had a Glock coma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drfantabulo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Which eye doctor makes you happy?

An optimist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zwerfpoes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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The earliest memory I have is going to the doctor with my dad to get my eyes checked.

Things before that is a blur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Guess who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor!

>!Everybody!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keratoconusgroup
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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As a covid detection measure, the eyeglass place took my temperature before I could see the eye doctor.

Does anyone know how I can get it back?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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My eye doctor just told me that I can’t see anymore,

I never saw that coming😜

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killer_bee133
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Every time my dad goes to the eye doctor, they ask him to read the smallest text on the chart out loud.

He says, "Printed in China."

This is a true story lol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BasementGrowNerd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Doctor: Have your eyes ever been checked?

Patient: No, they’ve always been green.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pizzareno
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Wife: what are your plans for today? Me: I am going to the eye doctor

And after that I’ll see

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sageyban
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Doctor doctor I think I've got a problem with my eye

Doctor: I dont know, looks pretty good to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IPoisonedYourMum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses.

Life before that was a blur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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Went to the eye doctor for a checkup. This is his suite number.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cracksilog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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My dad was a doctor, and he always warned us not to get ketchup in our eyes.

If we did we would develop heintzsight, he said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Why do all felines have to go to the eye doctor?

For their cat-aracts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brewciferthedude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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After returning from the eye doctor, my dad started chugging milk straight from the carton.

When asked why, he said, β€œThe doctor told me I don’t need glasses.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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When I visited Alaska, I kept thinking I was seeing native eye doctors...

Turns out it was just an optical Aleutian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aurrutia214
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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I told the doctor, when I close my eyes I see pink elephants. He asked: " Have you seen an optician?"

I said "No. Just pink elephants."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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My eye doctor’s office is at the shopping mall.

She’s an Opthemallogist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.

But it turned out to be an optical Aleutian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/createsean
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Never let your eye doctor cut up your cocaine

The first line is massive Then they get smaller and smaller

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Me: Doctor my eye hurts when I drink coffee

Doctor: have you tried taking the spoon out?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niggy-bros
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Doctor : You've got a problem in your eyes

Dad : Oh i see

Doctor : No you can't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swaggersouls_2001
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Eye doctor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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I went to see my Spanish-speaking eye doctor today.

He found that nothing was wrong with my eyes. On my way out, I said, β€œThank you.”

β€œNo eye problema,” he replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vicious_viridian
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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"Doctor, when I drink coffee there's a pain in my left eye and when I drink tea there's a pain in my right eye."

Dr: "Have you tried taking the spoon out of the mug?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShibbleNibble
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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They rushed me into the hospital with all my limbs detached, screaming in pain, but the doctor took one look at me and rolled his eyes.

β€œPull yourself together.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jollyben
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Chinese guy goes to the optometrist for an eye exam and the doctor tells him "You have a cataract." And the Chines guy goes "No, I drive a Wincoln."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vonQuadratard
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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My eye doctor is concerned because I keep walking headlong into objects...

He thinks it's a matter of life and depth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Boy, was I glad to see my eye doctor!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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As a dad I was proud of this one driving home from the eye doctor

Son: The doctor said I need to be sure to change my contacts every two weeks so my eyes don't get irritated. But I'm bad with setting reminders.

Dad: Just eyeball it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeattleMana
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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My friend the eye doctor explained this to me. Ophthalmologists are doctors who specialize in eyes. Optometrists examine your eyes to see whether you need corrective lenses. Opticians sell glasses and lenses.

and optimists see glasses as half full.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whosevelt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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An eye doctor went to see a dermatologist for his acne

He prescribed him some Retin-A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hbsquatch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
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The worst time to be an eye doctor has to be New Year's Eve 2019,

Right before everyone sees 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josefransisco
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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My eye doctor told me that I would have to start using glasses.

I told him I wouldn’t, I drink out of the bottle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pepperoni_troll
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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My Italian cousin went to buy a TV but came back as an eye doctor.

He just wanted "A tell a vision."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Went to the eye doctor today for a weird smell in my eye

She told me I have bad eygiene

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iforgotmyhandle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Was treated nicely by a beautiful eye doctor, I said

eye love you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gimlie135
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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My earliest clear childhood memory is going with my parents to the eye doctor.

Life before that is a blur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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A doctor says to a patient β€œHave your eyes been checked?” ...

β€œNo doc, they’ve always been blue”. The patient replies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I know a good eye doctor when I see one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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I once had to see an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.

Turns out he was an optical Aleutian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crash_86
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island...

...but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2016
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