We draw puns for each other daily.
I draw puns and make friends guess them. Thought r/puns might like them too. Post your guess in the comments!
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Daughter 1 (crying): "I was going to draw a chameleon but Daughter 2 said I couldn't." Wife: "You can draw a chameleon?" (D1 nods).
Me: "I can too. I already did. It's so good, you can't even see where I drew it."
All three girls: Conversation stops, eyes roll, crisis averted.
A classmate in art got into a fight with me over who can draw the best Sylvester Stallone movie.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on me
I gave her a shoulder to crayon
Teacher: I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass ?
Student: The cow ate the grass, sir.
Why do pirates use witches to draw their maps?
Because hex marks the spot.
My wife is so frustrating, she asked me to draw her a bath...
But refuses to tell me where she hid the markers.
Said Hamlet to Ophelia: I’ll draw a sketch of thee.
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
Why can't Shaq draw triangles?
Cause he never made anything involving 3 points.
I was trying to draw a rectangle but my pencil broke.
Now it’s a wrecked angle.
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".
My dad is a Star Wars fan so I decided to draw him a picture of Grogu for Father’s Day.
He took one look at it, shook his head and said...
“Yoda, best”
Happy Father’s Day!
So I just learned how to draw grayscale art,
Don’t always draw conclusions
I had a cop draw a gun on me once
He just pulled out a sharpie and started drawing all over me. I could not for the life of me figure out why, but it was very unprofessional
I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?
That's where I draw the line.
This is where I draw the line...
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
I once dated a phlebotomist whom, when she tried to draw my blood, said "Be positive."
It was then I realized, she wasn't my type.
I'm fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line !
Why does Cinderella draw Superman comics?
Because she only prints "S" 's
How to draw stairs (step by step)
The answer is in the title.
My wife came home from work stressed out from her day. I asked her how I could help, she asked me to draw her a bath.
I showed her the drawing I made, she replied “that wasn’t really what I had pictured...”
Took me an hour to draw this and it was worth it
I draw my 8s twice as big as any other number
My boss just can't taller eight it
What do you use to draw a toilet?
How to draw a horse in two steps:
- Draw a unicorn.
- Erase his horn.
Let her draw her own conclusions
But they can still draw a crowd
Poos are so hard to draw [OC]
Why do beginner artist always forget to draw the stick figure’s thumb when they draw a fist?
They forgot the punchline
I was playing uno with rick astley,i had a wild draw four,so i said
uno the rules,its time to die
My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I can’t tell if he’s drawing snakes, mountains, teepee’s, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:
My wife got me “712 More Things to Draw” for Christmas...
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, “If you cross this, I’ll hit you in the face.”
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We get it, you can draw Drew.
A man tells his friend he likes the markers that write thinner because they're easier to draw with
His friend says "you make a fine point."
Send me your puns and i will draw the best ones and post them on r/drawing
Made my friend draw me a ham sand witch!
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Whenever my artistic girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body....
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
Whenever my artist boyfriend is sad I let him draw things on my body.
I gave him a shoulder to crayon.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body
I gave her a shoulder to crayon
Whenever my girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body
I gave her a shoulder to crayon...
2 drunk guys getting into a fight. One gets up and draws a line on the ground. He says "you cross this line and I'll punch you in the face".
That was the punchline...
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.”
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