We draw puns for each other daily.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllisonRTyler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Sometimes I Draw Puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiniMartini
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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I draw puns and make friends guess them. Thought r/puns might like them too. Post your guess in the comments! imgur.com/QJ4Cykf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiggidytom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2015
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Whenever my artistic girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body....

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iNeedHealing24_7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".

That was the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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This is where I draw the line...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dickiedaydream
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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I had a cop draw a gun on me once

He just pulled out a sharpie and started drawing all over me. I could not for the life of me figure out why, but it was very unprofessional

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I once dated a phlebotomist whom, when she tried to draw my blood, said "Be positive."

It was then I realized, she wasn't my type.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Venomenace
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?

That's where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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How to draw stairs (step by step)

The answer is in the title.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucilaos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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My wife came home from work stressed out from her day. I asked her how I could help, she asked me to draw her a bath.

I showed her the drawing I made, she replied β€œthat wasn’t really what I had pictured...”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Don’t always draw conclusions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arjunk69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I'm fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin, to draw out excess moisture....

WOW....I'm cured.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Draw Bridge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTMOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I draw my 8s twice as big as any other number

My boss just can't taller eight it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofthstrings
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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How do you draw blood?

With a red marker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What do you use to draw a toilet?

A number 2 pencil.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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How to draw a horse in two steps:
  1. Draw a unicorn.
  2. Erase his horn.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rozsaszin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Why do beginner artist always forget to draw the stick figure’s thumb when they draw a fist?

They forgot the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyCrow07
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Took me an hour to draw this and it was worth it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Butterytoast_07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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But they can still draw a crowd
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HueyLameass
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, β€œIf you cross this, I’ll hit you in the face.” /r/Jokes/comments/jx9abu/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldendarren
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I was playing uno with rick astley,i had a wild draw four,so i said

uno the rules,its time to die

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BreadditReddit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Poos are so hard to draw [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/True_DragonLord
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I can’t tell if he’s drawing snakes, mountains, teepee’s, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:

Clock’s a doodled doo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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A man tells his friend he likes the markers that write thinner because they're easier to draw with

His friend says "you make a fine point."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr33nphoenix
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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We get it, you can draw Drew.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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My teacher told me to draw what's on my mind

Ever since then, I've been drawing blanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Let her draw her own conclusions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/T0XiCxTURTLEzz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Made my friend draw me a ham sand witch!

https://preview.redd.it/spig22o65o651.png?width=830&format=png&auto=webp&s=58d660e5243952036705bbb43d4c37ceec0bb61f

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theneatdude2004
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didn’t draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously

.....and that’s when I drew the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/singh_j
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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We get it, you can draw Drew.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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My wife got me β€œ712 More Things to Draw” for Christmas...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davetell2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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During my time as a PhD student I used to draw stupid puns on the whiteboard. This is one of my favourites.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rizethespize
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I used to draw the child cast of the film ET.

I drewdrewbarrymoremoreandmore though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ellandess
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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My partner is having a bad day at work, so I thought I would draw his favorite animal with a cute note.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjmeoow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Send me your puns and i will draw the best ones and post them on r/drawing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarlyBirdComics
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Never draw a circle.

There’s no point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infinite_Thing
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I learned how to draw an isometric the other day, but it didn’t work out.

I tried coming at it from a different angle, but it looked really sketchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hfoste1380
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body

I gave her a shoulder to crayon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Whenever my girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body

I gave her a shoulder to crayon...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feveroth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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2 drunk guys getting into a fight. One gets up and draws a line on the ground. He says "you cross this line and I'll punch you in the face".

That was the punchline...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinnen1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, β€œIf you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.”

That was the punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face."

That was the punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skylly100
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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