We draw puns for each other daily.
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Sometimes I Draw Puns
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︎ May 19 2018
I draw puns and make friends guess them. Thought r/puns might like them too. Post your guess in the comments!
imgur.com/QJ4Cykf
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︎ Nov 10 2015
Whenever my artistic girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body....
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".
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︎ Sep 22 2020
This is where I draw the line...
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︎ Mar 06 2021
I had a cop draw a gun on me once
He just pulled out a sharpie and started drawing all over me. I could not for the life of me figure out why, but it was very unprofessional
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I once dated a phlebotomist whom, when she tried to draw my blood, said "Be positive."
It was then I realized, she wasn't my type.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?
That's where I draw the line.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
How to draw stairs (step by step)
The answer is in the title.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
My wife came home from work stressed out from her day. I asked her how I could help, she asked me to draw her a bath.
I showed her the drawing I made, she replied βthat wasnβt really what I had pictured...β
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Donβt always draw conclusions
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︎ Jul 06 2020
I'm fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line !
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︎ Jan 16 2021
My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin, to draw out excess moisture....
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Draw Bridge
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I draw my 8s twice as big as any other number
My boss just can't taller eight it
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
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︎ May 04 2020
How do you draw blood?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What do you use to draw a toilet?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
How to draw a horse in two steps:
- Draw a unicorn.
- Erase his horn.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why do beginner artist always forget to draw the stick figureβs thumb when they draw a fist?
They forgot the punchline
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Took me an hour to draw this and it was worth it
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︎ Feb 27 2020
But they can still draw a crowd
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, βIf you cross this, Iβll hit you in the face.β
/r/Jokes/comments/jx9abu/β¦
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I was playing uno with rick astley,i had a wild draw four,so i said
uno the rules,its time to die
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Poos are so hard to draw [OC]
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︎ Jul 03 2020
My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I canβt tell if heβs drawing snakes, mountains, teepeeβs, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:
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︎ Aug 26 2020
A man tells his friend he likes the markers that write thinner because they're easier to draw with
His friend says "you make a fine point."
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︎ Aug 25 2020
We get it, you can draw Drew.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
My teacher told me to draw what's on my mind
Ever since then, I've been drawing blanks
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Let her draw her own conclusions
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︎ Aug 26 2019
Made my friend draw me a ham sand witch!
https://preview.redd.it/spig22o65o651.png?width=830&format=png&auto=webp&s=58d660e5243952036705bbb43d4c37ceec0bb61f
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︎ Jun 23 2020
I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didnβt draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously
.....and thatβs when I drew the line.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
We get it, you can draw Drew.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
My wife got me β712 More Things to Drawβ for Christmas...
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︎ Jan 02 2020
During my time as a PhD student I used to draw stupid puns on the whiteboard. This is one of my favourites.
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︎ May 22 2020
I used to draw the child cast of the film ET.
I drewdrewbarrymoremoreandmore though.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
My partner is having a bad day at work, so I thought I would draw his favorite animal with a cute note.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Send me your puns and i will draw the best ones and post them on r/drawing
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Never draw a circle.
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︎ May 16 2020
I learned how to draw an isometric the other day, but it didnβt work out.
I tried coming at it from a different angle, but it looked really sketchy
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body
I gave her a shoulder to crayon
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Whenever my girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body
I gave her a shoulder to crayon...
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2 drunk guys getting into a fight. One gets up and draws a line on the ground. He says "you cross this line and I'll punch you in the face".
That was the punchline...
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, βIf you cross this line, Iβll hit you in the face.β
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face."
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