It was then I realized, she wasn't my type.
I'm just not sure about this Dr. Acula.
They wanted to draw blood
(my first attempt, please have mercy)
Cop: Sir I need you to blow in this breathalyzer.
Driver: I can't, I'm an asthmatic
Cop: Then I need to do a blood draw.
Driver: I can't, I'm an hemophiliac
Cop: then I need to ask you to step out of the vehicle and walk in a straight line
Driver: I can't, I'm drunk.
Ok, I leave now....
When he was done he showed me the sketch and I gotta say, he’s a pretty damn-good artist.
In case she needed to draw some blood
Sometimes they have to draw blood.
I had an elderly patient today who was visibly upset, almost to the point of tears. I asked her if she was worried about having her blood drawn and she said that the blood draw didn’t bother her, but that she was upset because she had hit a cat with her car on the way to her appointment this morning. She said that she didn’t know who the cat belonged to and that she had it wrapped up in a blanket in her car. I asked her how badly the cat was hurt and she said “I think he’s going to be alright. I just clipped the hind end of him, but his tail is just barely hanging on. After I leave here, I’m taking him straight to Wal-Mart.”
I told her that she might be better off taking the cat to a veterinary clinic instead of Wal-Mart and she said, “but it’s just his tail, and Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in North America!”
My daughter was in and out of the hospital a lot when she was a kid. One day she came home, and she asked me if I knew what the doctors used to draw blood. I said a needle. She said no a red crayon!
In case they need to draw blood
He could only draw blood.
and before getting blood drawn the lady says "I'm Tamera, I'll be drawing you today" which I responded with, drawing me? Where's your pen & paper?
I couldn't keep from giggling Tamera wasn't amused
Me - "Sir, my name is 4ourfeathers and I am going to draw your blood."
Patient - "Well, I'll only let you draw my blood if you use markers."
In case they have to draw blood.
Sometimes they have to draw blood.
Sometimes they have to draw blood
Because sometimes they have to draw blood.
In case they have to draw blood.
Just in case they have to draw blood
Sometimes they have to draw blood.
Because sometimes they have to draw blood.
Incase they have to Draw blood.
Because sometimes, they have to draw blood.
In case she needed to draw blood.
In case she needed to draw blood.
So that they could learn how to draw blood.
I work in a medical lab. I had an elderly patient today who was visibly upset, almost to the point of tears. I asked her if she was worried about having her blood drawn and she said that the blood draw didn’t bother her, but that she was upset because she had hit a cat with her car on the way to her appointment this morning. She said that she didn’t know who the cat belonged to and that she had it wrapped up in a blanket in her car. I asked her how badly the cat was hurt and she said “I think he’s going to be alright. I just clipped the hind end of him, but his tail is just barely hanging on. After I leave here, I’m taking him straight to Wal-Mart.”
I told her that she might be better off taking the cat to a veterinary clinic instead of Wal-Mart and she said, “but it’s just his tail, and Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in North America!”
