Phlebotomist Puns

A list of puns related to "Phlebotomist"

I once dated a phlebotomist whom, when she tried to draw my blood, said "Be positive."

It was then I realized, she wasn't my type.

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👤︎ u/Venomenace
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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How do you pay a phlebotomist?

With blood money

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👤︎ u/wer190
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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Why do phlebotomists go to art school?

So that they could learn how to draw blood.

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👤︎ u/LoveCheeze
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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How do Phlebotomists eat?

On platelets.

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👤︎ u/UsesToManyRockets
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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What did the forearm say to the phlebotomist, after being told they were such a great blood donor?
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👤︎ u/Vexmix
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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I asked the phlebotomist to proofread my book report while I donated blood...

She said it was typo negative.

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👤︎ u/__BitchPudding__
📅︎ Mar 08 2018
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So my girlfriend told me she wants to become a phlebotomist..

I told her if she worked hard enough, she could even be a phletopomist.

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👤︎ u/DinoJr14
📅︎ Aug 27 2013
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I wanted to be a phlebotomist

But i found the work too draining.

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👤︎ u/AgentDoctor
📅︎ Mar 09 2015
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Why would phlebotomists not feel their work is valued?

Because it's in vein.

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👤︎ u/Pfheonix
📅︎ Mar 21 2016
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Phlebotomist humours

I drive a bloodmobile and we were at a blood drive last week where we usually bring a truck and set up inside the church we were at.

Donor: Why didn't you guys set up inside today?

Me: Couldn't fit the bus through the door.

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👤︎ u/Masaharta
📅︎ Aug 25 2017
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