Dairy Farms Puns

A list of puns related to "Dairy Farms"

Whenever we visited my Grampa's dairy farm, there'd be mud and cowpats everywhere, and my Dad would say, "I love dairy farms! Look at the dairy barn, and the dairy cows, and...

"Smell that sweet Dairy Air!"

If the joke's unclear:>!"dairy air" sounds like "derriere"!<

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👤︎ u/SuddenHedgehogs
📅︎ Jun 07 2021
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I got let go from the dairy farm.

Apparently I don't work well with udders.

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👤︎ u/sup_doge
📅︎ May 06 2021
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My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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This sub is like a dairy farm

I’ve herd it all before

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👤︎ u/serialcompliment
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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What do you call it when all the cows the dairy farm go mad?

Udder Chaos

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👤︎ u/jwaldrip
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...

It's a mootual fund.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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Wife and I were driving past a dairy farm, and all she could smell was manure

I guess she prefers a clean dairy air

*edit. This actually happened. She almost tipped the car her eyes rolled so hard.

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👤︎ u/SalmonGram
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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At work talking about an accounting firm that does the books for some dairy farms...

I interrupted the conversation and said "you mean the acCOWntants?"

This was over a month ago and I still proudly think about that joke.

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👤︎ u/Delds04
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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Have you heard of the dairy farm uprising?

It’s utterly amoosing... sorry for MILKING it.

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👤︎ u/Corn_11
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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My dad doesn’t like working down on the dairy farm.

But he can't find an udder job.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ May 22 2019
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I wanted to surprise my wife by buying a dairy farm...

She had a cow when I told her.

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👤︎ u/Devcon4
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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Who tells the best jokes down on the farm, Dairy farmers or Maize growers?

Maize growers - their jokes are always corn-ear.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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What did the farmer exclaim when the ducks got into his dairy farm?

Cheese and quackers!

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👤︎ u/Brainsonastick
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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Driving past a dairy farm.

Mum: "Do you think it's abandoned?"

Dad: "Looks dairy-lict to me."

You could feel the pride radiating from him.

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👤︎ u/hypercinth
📅︎ Aug 27 2013
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I got dad joked by my manager on the dairy farm I work at

It was a busy day we had a whole bunch baby cows born today and our calve pens are now completely full:

Me: If we get any more calves this barn is going to turn into a mad house...

Manager: Yea any more babies and it will be complete and udder madness

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👤︎ u/nickster790
📅︎ Nov 26 2015
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What's the first thing you smell on a French dairy farm?

dairy air

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👤︎ u/HardlyNetworking
📅︎ Feb 09 2016
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What do you call a failed dairy farm?

An udder disaster

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👤︎ u/InfiniteElway
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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My friend lost his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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Did you hear about the dairy farm with mad cow disease?

It was udder chaos

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👤︎ u/mozzatits
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.

He was considered to be a danger to himself and udders.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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My friend lost his cow milking job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behavior.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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