I love watching dairy products grow up

You get to watch their lives flash pasteurize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irbinator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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My buddy gets all the girls. I watched him work once. He approached a lady and said, "girl, you remind me of a thick, creamy beverage made from raw fruit, vegetables, and sometimes dairy products, typically pureed using a blender!"

He's such a smoothie talker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Milk is the fastest dairy product.

It’s pasteurized before you ever see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boyleolio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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apple dairy product
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnholyPotatoes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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I saw a movie about dairy products the other day.

It was really cheesy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigOlDisaster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Why did the girl stop eating meat and dairy products?

She vegan to feel guilty about it.

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Out of all the dairy products, cheese is the most humble

They are very grateful

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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How do bakeries that sell dairy products advertise themselves?

With cheesy buns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roppis1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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My son, who can't take dairy products, threw a tantrum this morning because we forgot to get bread.

He lacked toast and tolerance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/17scenes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Refined starches and dairy products...

are my bread and butter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arebee936
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What’s the dance of dairy products?

The milkshake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forkingbread
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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I could live off of just dairy and wheat products

It's my bread and butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inspector_Robert
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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Have you heard about the new probiotic dairy product that you can make using a high-end gaming computer and 3D printer?

Geek Yogurt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acemask
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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Production costs are really high in the dairy business

A lot of expenses are in curd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KILLA2-0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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My dairy farmer uncle died leaving written legal instruction for me to inherit a single gallon of cheese production byproduct. Makes sense, because...

Where there's a will, there's a whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Lol

I threatened my neighbor with condiments and dairy products

I was charged with buttery and a salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sourpatchqueers8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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What do you get when you multiply milk and cheese?

A dairy product.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nanushthedog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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