I'm trying to come up with a good tree pun
Two French IT guys have come up with a new system to share files electronically.
It’s a Pierre to Pierre network.
I was hired to come up with a slogan for 2020 that is just as catchy as Click It or Ticket
I chose Mask It or Casket
A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
Amazon has come up with a new service where they deliver custom made suits to your house in 48 hours.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing.
This is as close as I could get.
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.
When I promise to come up with an organ transplant pun.
I called my friend to tell him about my big promotion and how it comes with a lot of new responsibilities now that I'm running the business. He asked what my new job was and how I was holding up.
I told him "I'm generally managing"
Chicken wanted to come up with a new sound
Decided it was time to think outside the Bawks.
I glanced up, called my daughter over to the computer and said, "Hey, you like jokes right? Come here and check this one out!"
My son comes up to me today and tells me he’s gay. My wife tried to stop me but I couldn’t stop myself shouting at him.
Hi gay I’m dad. I just get so excited at every oppertunity to say it.
I tried to come up with a good dad joke about cars
[Help] I am asking this girl to prom and putting the message on a button... she really likes puns but I can’t come up with any can I have some help?
She really likes debate, she runs a debate club. She likes chocolate cake. Her favourite animal is a tortoise. She is really good at playing instruments and she plays the bassoon. Anything will help, thank you!
There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...
"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."
It’s tough to come up with a new brand of bug spray.
You always have to start from scratch.
A sheepdog tells the farmer he's going to round up the sheep and comes back with 50 sheep and the farmer says "We only have 48 sheep."
The dog replies "I said I was going to round them up,"
The captain wanted all sailors of German descent to come out onto the top ship platform and line up...
Two scientists are trying to come up with a way to measure temperature.
One shows the other a prototype thermometer.
"We haven't figured out what to call it yet, but I need you to tell me what temperature this room is when i turn off the air conditioner so it cools to room temperature."
The other scientist gives him the OK and he walks out of the room to turn off the heater.
"OK, what temperature is it?"
"There's no marks on it!" The other scientist replied.
"Well, tell me the height of the mercury on the inside, relative to length of the bottle!"
"Alright" The scientist says. "In that case, it's fair in height"
I haven’t been ‘trained’ enough to come up with a good title
Any able to help come up with puns the include “price”?
A rabbit used to come up to my front yard every day for food, but hasn’t shown up in a week.
Now it’s just some bunny I used to know.
This guy comes up to me at the karaoke bar and asks, "Are you the guy who spends all night singing Neil Diamond songs?"
[pun request] can anyone think of a pun relating to giannis antetokounmpo and rabbits/bunnies? Trying to come up with a pet name
My brother and I are trying to come up with an extensive list of vegetable related puns
Lettuce know if you have any
I've been waiting for someone else to come up with a brilliant joke about a clock, and grew tired of waiting so I made one up myself
I’ve been trying to come up with jokes about people who don’t exercise
But none of them work out
I had a guy come up to me at the store the other day as I was browsing the candy section and proclaimed "I refuse to eat Werther's originals!" Confused, I asked "Why's that?"
Alright....time for a classic. The Ceo of Datsun was talking to his other high ranking workers when it had just been founded and said, you have 2 days to come up with a name for our company
The workers in a thick Japanese accent said DAT SOON
I tried to explain to my kids why the ball comes back down when they throw it up
But they don't understand the gravity of the situation
A friend of mine was discouraged that they couldn't come up with dad jokes. I told them anyone can make dad jokes, you just have to stretch out the thought process a little father.
My 4.5 year old is on to me ... comes up to me and says:
“Hi, Dad, my name is Thirsty, can I please have a cup of water?”
I'm trying to come up with a good steak joke..
But it's a rare medium, well done😔
A dad comes home with a christmas tree and his daughter asks if he is going to put it up himself.
He replies, "Of course not, I'm going to put it in the living room."
The neighborhood dogs always come up to the tree in my backyard.
i need help fellow r/puns residents i need to come up with 80’s themed puns for a veggie tray and chocolate mouse
Edit: I was not born in the 80’s I will not get any of the references
I tried my best to come up with a joke about social distancing.
But this is as close as I could get.
I tried very hard to come up with a joke about social distancing.
But this is as close as I could get.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing.
This is as close as I could get.
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing
But this is as close as I could get
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing.
But this is as close as I can get.
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