A list of puns related to "Clock On"
6:30, hands down.
That way you will start off the new year on the right foot
I fell on hard times
Same shit, different day.
Because it's second hand
It's about time.
But I got that one hands down.
“Time to get a new clock?”
“No; elephant thirty.”
I thought “What as waist of time!”.
“I guess it’s probably the wrong time.”
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes." comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing."
It's alright, but it's hard at times.
That hurt big time
I always go back for seconds.
Looks like I got a little time on my hands
Because both hands are up.
Cause it’s about time
It's about time.
All it says is 4:04.
One got ticked off.
He’s living on borrowed time
That way you will start the new year off on the right foot.
6:30. Hands down!!
Hands down.
I thought, “Same shit. Different day.”
It's about Time!
6:30 hands down
"6:30 hands down"
Same shit, different day
Same shit, different day
I thought, “same shit, different day”.
Same shit, different day.
It's the same crap, different day.
I thought, “Same shit, different day.”
It has to be 6:30, hands down.
...hands down...
The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance!" says the husband. "It's three o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes." comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing."
Looks like I have some time on my hands
Hands down
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