A list of puns related to "Clock In"
It was about time!!
It's time consuming
Same shit, new year
It’s about dam time!
Now all my rooms but the kitchen sync.
Sure enough, my weight went up by several minutes.
A [beep]ing nightmare.
It is a time consuming hobby.
“I guess it’s probably the wrong time.”
It looks like I'm doing time
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes." comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing."
It would be a great way to pass the time
Because they are anti clock 'wise'
Well I'm fucked!
I have no idea where I bought mines from!?
‘Cos its twirly.
I told him I was just passing the time.
Time will tell
It was a timeless piece of art
It’s hands are always up.
I like to let the good times roll.
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What an ex-chitin time we live in
While many have found this unique my wife finds this time consuming.
Probably because it was second hand
We called him Justin, the Knick of time.
it's daylight robbery.
Actually it ticked me off on second thought, I better watch it.
Cuz the times they are a' changin!
"I'll fix it when the time is right"
"It's that time of the year again!"
Roll on 2060...
The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance!" says the husband. "It's three o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes." comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing."
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