Carpenter's Hammer Puns

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This is not a drill.

(Adapted from my father's day graphic Tshirt gift, apologies if it's a repost. Totally unintentional.)

These go on for days all based on similar puns

Ok, one more....

Did you hear about the blind carpenter?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

Nine Inch Nails, The Carpenters, Tool and Hammer

My mom just told me a good one.

"Your dad came down here and I told him I saw a carpenter ant, because ya know, carpenter ants usually mean you have termites or the start of termites, and your dad said 'carpenter ant, are you sure? What kind of hammer was he holding?'"

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