I've had the most emotional cake day ever
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︎ Mar 11 2021
What sort of Birthday cake do ghost prefer?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What did the cake say to the fork?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
I can't find my cake anywhere.
I was so excited to eat it for Christmas but it was stollen.
Edit: tried to strengthen the Cake to Stollen connection.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Pan cake
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︎ Dec 28 2020
If you can't appreciate this, please furgive me
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Loosing weight is a peice of cake!
Just donβt pick it up
Edit: piece I before E except after c
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I was very poor growing up. On my 10th birthday we bought half a cake with 5 candles.
We put it against a mirror.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I asked the baker if it was hard cutting the cake into equal slices
He said, "It's a piece of cake!"
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︎ Feb 05 2021
I made a cake for my cake day
The recipe said to separate two eggs, so I put one in the living room...
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Good news! I made a potion that makes you cry cakes!
However the first person who tried it is still crying endless tiers!
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Last night I had a nightmare about wedding cakes....
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︎ Feb 22 2021
today is my first cake day so I decided to give you guys a joke
What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls?
Rick O Shea
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Ultimatum...
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︎ Mar 19 2021
what's the most well-known cake in social media?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Cake day original joke! Why donβt penguins like eating clown fish?
Because they taste funny!
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What do you eat for breakfast on cake day?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What's the difference between pie and cake?
Οr^2, but cake are round.
Waited about 4 months to post this.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesnβt have pie days!
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Why is yoda afraid of 7?
Because six, seven eight.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What did the wedding cake say while it was cutting an onion?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I'm about to make a joke about cake
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︎ Jan 28 2021
I've opened a restaurant called "Peace And Quiet."
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︎ Mar 23 2021
I once swallowed a book of synonyms.
Itβs gave me thesaurus throat Iβve ever had.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Why havenβt aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
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︎ Feb 09 2021
What does a clam do on his birthday?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
I certainly soap you like it.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
A local cake factory was just robbed
They took a huge slice of the profits
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Itβs my first ever cake day!
So you know what that means.... I honestly donβt because I have never had a slice of blue cheese!
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Did some Christmas Cake decorating
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I used to get heartburn whenever I ate birthday cake...
... until the doctor told me to take the candles off first!
Happy cake day to meeeeee!
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︎ May 24 2020
My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.
The decision was a piece of cake.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Remember the good old days, when we used to eat cake, after someone blew all over it ?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I almost missed my cake day!
That would have been real crumby.
Edit: thanks for the gifts! Iβve never felt so kneaded.
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︎ May 21 2020
I have a hunch you will like this joke
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︎ Jan 30 2021
What begins with the letter W and ends with the letter T
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Got my sisters whole family with my dumb owl joke, with a bonus follow up groaner
Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.
Sisters kids: Who? WHO?
Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other
Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad
Me: I'm a faux pas
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I don't like the fast and furious movies
There are too many spoilers
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Just realised itβs Pancake Day....
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides.
I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I was on the beach and got hit by a massive wave of cake
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︎ Oct 22 2020
My first time posting on my cake day!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Poleish
Merry Christmas!!!
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Whatβs the difference between cake and pie?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
My first cake day!
I am so excited itβs my first cake day! I know the day is almost over butter late then never!
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Whatβs the difference between cake and pie?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
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